Jenn

HINT TO IRAN: He's currently on the golf course in South Florida.

Today someone asked me how we ended up with a nutjob for a Surgeon General who absolutely no one wants in that position and I was like, "Well, Trump won the Republican nomination and no one was honest with Joe Biden until it was way too late for a primary, sooo...."

Do you really blame them?

I’m scratching my head a bit for that pen given to us.

That’s gotta be nice. What do you do?

Wait you work for Apple now?

He has been poor since his return from injury

And a talentless hack to boot

In every Republican presidency of my lifetime there's been a recession and a new war in the Middle East.

What did you switch to? I’ve been contemplating canceling as well

Ok fine I’ll do it

I am absolutely GIDDY. How do I get through the rest of the daaaaaay

This man has been immense for the last few weeks.

Absolute warrior.

YAAAAAASSSSSSS WE WON AND CITY DREW THANK YOU GODS

$12 a month for this shit by the way.

What is happening?

Can now properly celebrate…earliest St. Totteringham’s Day!

I laughed so hard I’m sorry but 😂

Officially?

Like I feel like I haven’t seen Robbie Earle with Robbie Mustoe in ages!

Why aren’t the Two Robbies two Robbie-ing?

Don’t jinx us

Ewww give Garnacho a card for being so ugly

So I just bought a white Volkswagen e-golf and I am struggling to decide on my decoration theme. Do I go full kit Arsenal wanker or kawaii kuruma?

Let’s go Midi Gabi!

And then Zubimendi

We are so back babes

Hillary Clinton never even met Jeffrey Epstein, but was forced to testify about him. #CoverUp

OCASIO-CORTEZ STATEMENT ON TRUMP'S COMBAT OPERATIONS IN IRAN "The American people are once again dragged into a war they did not want by a president who does not care about the long-term consequences of his actions. This war is unlawful. It is unnecessary. And it will be catastrophic. "Just this week, Iran and the United States were negotiating key measures that could have staved off war. The President walked away from these discussions and chose war instead.President Trump flippantly acknowledged the possibility of American casualties, stating "that often happens in war.' "Mr. President: this was not an inevitability. This is a deliberate choice of aggression when diplomacy and security were within reach. Stop lying to the American people. "Violence begets violence. We learned this lesson in Iraq. We learned this lesson in Afghanistan. And we are about to learn it again in Iran. Bombs have yet to create enduring democracies in the region and this will be no different. "In moments of war, our Constitution is unambiguous: Congress authorizes war. The President does not. I will do my part to uphold our Constitution by voting YES on Representatives Ro Khanna and Thomas Massie's War Powers Resolution. Every member of Congress must join us in rejecting this aimless war.

My statement on President Trump’s combat operations in Iran⬇️