Bernie (Gummo Marx) Jacobs

I keep thinking that if Donald Trump had gone to prison for January 6, as he should have, all those Iranian schoolgirls would be having dinner with their families this evening.

Shelby on his perch

It's a Shelby #Caturday

"As if"?

As in "toss up my cookies looking at them."

Anyone who ever heard the saying, "Everything Trump touches, dies."

Even among racists, Trump stands out with the stupidity and simple-mindedness of his beliefs.

Hey! I got married on a Friday the 13th!

... uh oh.

LOL, he tried it at least 3 times that I can see, and almost falls over.

Pepper just writhes and wriggles 'til you let her go. Or she goes stiff and gives you the Very Disappointed In You look, which she has perfected.

Iran’s “Samson Option” Deterrence restored or nothing: the logic behind Tehran’s next move

Excellent analysis of Iraq war:

kevorkalmassian.substack.com/p/irans-sams...

Our torty, Pepper, sleeping between my legs with her head resting on my calf

Pepper will not sit in a lap, and she does not like being held.

But she has her own way of showing affection when she's in the mood.
#cats #catsofbluesky

🤣🤣🤣🤣

He's welcome to talk to my kids. My eldest takes the subway 40 min each way every day starting in Harlem (gasp!). If asked how he manages to do it, I suspect he'd respond, "Huh? What? Subway? I sit. Or sometimes I stand. What are you talking about bro?"

A close-up portrait of our black cat, Shelby, at his most fetching & seductive!

Move over, Valentino, Gable, and all the rest.
Here's a matinee idol worth swooning over!
#cats #catsofbluesky

An emergency vet shared the story of Hiccups and Iris’ incredible recovery journey. Despite being very small, they showed remarkable strength. Iris later became a gentle little support companion when the vet welcomed a baby. 🐾🥹

This is hilarious.

Also, completely enraging.

They'd have to be high.

The SAVE Act is Jim Crow 2.0. It would disenfranchise tens of millions of people.

If Trump is saying he won’t sign any bills until the SAVE Act is passed, then so be it: there will be total gridlock in the Senate.

Senate Democrats will not help pass the SAVE Act under any circumstances.

we remain firmly on track for 'republican president leaves the country an omnishambles, next democratic president is punished for not cleaning it up fast enough'

MAGA is having a total meltdown over these facts. 🤯 I’ve got the receipts on the economy, the media cover-ups, and the legal battles the regime doesn't want you to see. It’s time to stop the noise. 🧾🔥
www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/trumps-pro...

Nice of him to volunteer the rest of us.

We have, by far, the biggest, most expensive military in the world not to mention enough nukes to eradicate the entire world population dozens of times over, but we're supposed to believe we're also so feeble we were at risk of attack by a military a fraction of our size. Complete and utter bullshit

The incredible thing is that anyone with eyes or ears can tell that mamdani clearly loves NYC so much. The idea that he "hates America" is just so on its face ridiculous that people claiming it look particularly pathetic.

"I will be with Israel until my dying day. To all of the isolationists and America first people, forget it. I am not with you. I am with Israel"

- Lindsey Graham

So, it's treason then?