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A very visibly dead version of the Duolingo owl app icon.

Duolingo’s message regarding the death of Duo: “It is with heavy hearts that we inform you that Duo, formally known as The Duolingo Owl, is dead. Authorities are currently investigating his cause of death and we are cooperating fully. Tbh, he probably died waiting for you to do your lesson, but what do we know. We're aware he had many enemies, but we kindly ask that you refrain from sharing why you hate him in the comments. If you feel inclined to share, please also include your credit card number so we can automatically sign you up for Duolingo Max in his memory. We appreciate you respecting Dua Lipa's privacy at this time.”

Duolingo announces that Duo, the app mascot, is dead.

Yes he is.

Has anyone else been drinking every day since the election?? Asking for a friend...

Never forget.

THREAD: In 2023, I received an envelope with no return address. Inside was a flash drive containing tens of 1000s of secret files.

It came from a vigilante with a tumultuous past, who'd conducted a years-long undercover operation. He didn’t tell the FBI or his family. He only told me.

We're to a point in this country where I'm just keeping wine stocked

Did you ever do that thing where you put a game on your Steam wishlist and then watch it go on sale year after year, event after event, sale after sale, and never buy it, and eventually it dawns on you that you never actually wanted it

I just got the COBRA letter...that's a lot to keep getting healthcare and medication I genuinely need. Just another example of our for profit healthcare system and the companies that think we are just pawns.

I've been trying to HUSTLE and get another job since I was let go at the beginning of December. 😮‍💨

I'm not sure why they think letting someone go 3 weeks before Christmas is a good idea. Capitalism right?

“oh nooo, it’s so hard to fold a fitted sheet” what are you even doing that for? just bunch it up like an adult

I saw this post on LinkedIn and really wanted to comment but I didn't. This guy is deluded.

wanted posters on a light post taken at night of Steve Nelson, president of Aetna, David Joyner, president & CEO of CVS Health. Both feature photos of the execs with three bullets labeled DENY, DEFEND, DEPOSE detailing the wrongs of the healthcare industry (but not legible enough in the picture to transcribe). “Healthcare CEOs should not feel safe. Deny - Defend - Depose” it says at the bottom.

Wanted posters of Marianne Lake, Denis Coleman, Brian Moynihan, Robin Vince in similar format as others, on a wall.

Wanted poster of Brian Thompson with an X through his photo featuring the same bulleted text as the others. “Healthcare CEOs should not feel safe. Deny - Defend - Depose” it says at the bottom.

Communique: On Wednesday morning over thirty CEOs will gather at the Conrad hotel for the second day of the Goldman Sachs Financial Services conference to discuss how they can become richer by extracting wealth, time, and energy from the working class from all over the world. To welcome them, anon actionists put up wanted posters of the leeches attending the conference, including Martin Smalls of Black Rock, Robin Vince of BNY Mellon, Denis Coleman of Goldman Sachs, and of course, Brian Thompson, the former CEO of United Healthcare. These CEOs run companies that control trillions of dollars by stealing money, time, and labor from the working class. Do they care about the problems of poverty, homelessness, and injustice at these conferences? No, and their actions are violent. Health insurance companies (like financial services companies) don’t provide us with anything useful - they only limit our access to healthcare. Those who would steal from us have names, faces, and addresses. Justice will only come from the working class.

Inbox: ‘Wanted’ posters of healthcare CEOs wheatpasted around lower Manhattan ahead of today’s Goldman Sachs Financial Services conference.

“Those who would steal from us have names, faces, and addresses. Justice will only come from the working class,” per anon communique.

maybe the real ceo assassin was the friends we made along the way

Del Taco has a drink called the Dirty Del right now and it's basically this

And here she takes off to the south for the winter

It looks like fucking Silent Hill in Salt Lake rn.

@lunatictacc.bsky.social wish you were here.

Steam Autumn sale got me like

cackling

Well, I've survived the part I loathe most and crafted three thrilling versions of my résumé. Now it's time to dive into the endless abyss of applications and sign up for Workday 1,000 times—because who doesn't love repetitive tasks that slowly erode your soul?

Well, the best part about getting laid off is I can day-drink without having to pretend it's "just coffee"—no more hiding it from anyone!

Honestly surprised Sabrina isn't on there... I swear they just took the first half of the year and didn't look at the second half.

Y'all, how do I get life off of hard mode? 😅😬😫

Got laid off so 🤷🏻

Cafe Rio is self soothing

Let's play games for Thanksgiving

Games = You watching me play Balatro all night

Been holding on to this one for years... #specialoccasion