Kevmarmol

Look. Why don't we compromise and have Margaret Thatcher getting fucked by a badger?

We can all agree that I'd look fantastic on a £5 note

Is his name JR Hartley?

Worryingly relevant right now too

The government have a prime opportunity to fuck with the culture wars dinlows in the funniest possible way, by putting the dog from the Churchill adverts on the new bank notes

😂😂😂👌

Nah absolutely fucking not. They should back date tax on these scabs instead (image reshared with alt text so everyone can understand what’s going on)

Someone has recreated minesweeper in the shape of the strait of Hormuz 😂

This is what the internet was invented for

We should have Thatcher on our bank notes.

Because of stroke

my brain read that as "agent orchestra kennel" and now i have visions of a dog dressed as someone from M15 conducting an orchestra, and frankly that's a lot better than the actual thing

Nope

Velvet?! It’s woke madness I tell you

Yeah I had the same thing in Sainsbury’s the other week. God knows why they make it so hard

GODDAMN 🥵

How in the hell have I never realised he was in those spike Lee films before this!? 😳

These maniacs need stopping

Handwritten ad: FOR SALE A-4 RENDITION OF 'THE LAST SUPPER' BY LEONARDO DA VINCI * IN FUZZY-FELT* DUE TO LACK OF SHAPES, ONE OF THE DISCIPLES IS A TRACTOR. £7-50 @phillucas

With alt text so that visually impaired people who use screen readers aren’t excluded.

Hereditary peers to be removed from Lords as bill passes The bill abolishes the 92 seats reserved for peers who inherit their titles through their families.

Now get the fucking bishops out!

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

He’s the most gentle dog ever, he honestly thinks everyone is his friend and has no fight or flight instincts.

Instead he just freezes at fear, but still assumes the best.

I just want to wrap him in cotton wool and protect him to be honest

Aristocracy is fucking nonsense.

It breaks my heart him getting older, but the fact he’s only a few months off 14 is incredible for his breed so I’ll take every second i get

It’s really all he can do now, there’s a park with an offlead bit near us he’d do laps of to get out energy, that changed to lap, now he doesn’t even often walk round the whole thing and sometimes just spins on the spot.

I’ve done it loads now with no issues.

But rocking up to their main place with ten lads, no one in colours, was with hindsight not our smartest move

I actually find the spinning a bit sad. He does it because he’s too old to run.

In the past he’d have been doing loops of the garden but it’s too hard for him now

To be fair they’re a decent enough bunch of fans if you’re not a dick, generally speaking one of the more normal London clubs

And of course, he got it

Few years back we accidentally bowled into one of their main pubs post game, probably the quickest pint we’ve ever had.

@nvso19.bsky.social @josephdarcy.bsky.social and me realised our mistake in seconds and left before anyone spotted the aampshire drawl 😂

They travel pretty well these days, also in my opinion it’s the best away day in London

We usually start on the beer mile, walk in via Bermondsey and the bottle shops, then stop back at borough market after the game.

Most people just get rounded up at London Bridge and dumped on the train sadly

You wouldn’t believe he’s almost 14 to be fair

This is called the “if I make enough noise and spin on the spot I might get chicken” game