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Jessica Ellis

@baddestmamajama

Filmmaker (WHAT LIES WEST) and formerly a little Twitter famous. Married to @sean-a-tiger.bsky.social, writes with @nicksinnott.com

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My opinion on Campbell really shifted after reading an excerpt of his diaries where he managed to blame everyone else for his attempt to have an affair with Carol Steinbeck. It was John’s fault, it was Carol’s fault, poor innocent Joseph simply tried to rescue a distressed maiden.

11.03.2026 22:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A woman in a bright yellow dress hugs a man in a royal blue suit

A woman in a bright yellow dress hugs a man in a royal blue suit

Which producer was like “can we dress them as Beauty and the Beast.” There is no way this was accidental.

11.03.2026 22:27 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A CHILD JUST SAID “IF YOU’RE NOT AS HOT AS MY MOM YOU’RE NOT GETTIN IT”

11.03.2026 21:17 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I will say, they’re staying at some foresty, eco-chic lake resort and it’s gorgeous, good job location manager. It’s like a retirement community for 20 yos.

11.03.2026 21:15 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is very necessary journalism for me

11.03.2026 21:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They are going white water rafting, extremely young-coded. I would like to see a date where they sit on the couch and eat an entire carton of goldfish together while watching The Big Short.

11.03.2026 21:00 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

The host is Nick Viall, a *notorious* repeat Bachelorette candidate, and his much younger wife, who both have a vaguely threatening cult leader vibe that is wrong for the show and hugely enjoyable. They WILL prove their relationship is fine and these people better help them, or else.

11.03.2026 20:52 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m only 10 minutes in, but it certainly has the potential!

11.03.2026 20:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Also this is funny because so far they are asking each other why they’re doing this and the men are like “well…I like women of different ages” and the women are like “DATING MEN IS FOUL THIS IS MY LAST DITCH ATTEMPT BEFORE I MOVE TO LESBOS”

11.03.2026 20:37 👍 32 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 1

The message immediately gets diluted into “age doesn’t matter…as long as you continue to militantly conform to restrictive beauty standards until your deathbed.”

11.03.2026 20:33 👍 41 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

I’ve put on Age of Attraction (I know, I am trash) but once again the problem I have with this kind of show is EVERYONE IS SKINNY AND BOTOXED.

Give me a normal 52 yo woman getting hot flashes with an apron belly and a wardrobe of Disney tees. Let her fall in love with a 29 yo.

11.03.2026 20:32 👍 69 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0

I hear ya

11.03.2026 20:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

March is Long Covid awareness month, and one thing you should probably be aware of is no matter how back to normal you are, you are at risk of complications from Covid, including LC. And those excess death numbers aren’t great either.

11.03.2026 20:02 👍 76 🔁 45 💬 3 📌 1

Kind of!

11.03.2026 16:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You flambé it after it’s cooked

11.03.2026 16:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Today my strange obsession with vintage menus paid off because I discovered there is a rum omelette and guess who can currently still eat eggs, sugar, and rum?

11.03.2026 16:28 👍 50 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 0

Bubblebees!

11.03.2026 16:27 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There is such an important distinction between “pretty” and “hot” and if you don’t get that nuance by the time you’re twenty five, idk what you’re doing wrong.

11.03.2026 08:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not to mention Shawn Hatosy or the entire female cast

11.03.2026 06:13 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It would be really nice if certain critics didn’t substitute “this isn’t my preferred style of medical show” for “this is garbage, no one likes it, everyone wishes characters were fucking in supply closets and using Botox”

11.03.2026 05:36 👍 57 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

Haha I legitimately thought “Princess would destroy this woman.”

11.03.2026 05:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They’re mad the people aren’t hot enough. Like EXCUSE ME, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS CAST

11.03.2026 05:32 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Importantly, Coles said, a show of this caliber requires "good-looking people" to hold an audience's attention.
"If you're going to put Noah Wyle in a show, the first thing we're going to think about is he's not George Clooney," Coles said, "so you better give us something else, and that was a tornado of a show."

Importantly, Coles said, a show of this caliber requires "good-looking people" to hold an audience's attention. "If you're going to put Noah Wyle in a show, the first thing we're going to think about is he's not George Clooney," Coles said, "so you better give us something else, and that was a tornado of a show."

This person just sucks.

11.03.2026 05:30 👍 46 🔁 0 💬 16 📌 1

It also says that the writers don’t know how to handle an audience - WHILE noting the audience is 50% bigger this year.

11.03.2026 05:29 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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This Is Why ‘The Pitt’ Needs to Get Out of the ER The Daily Beast’s Joanna Coles said the acclaimed medical drama “flatlined” in its second season on “Obsessed: The Podcast.”

“Noah Wyle isn’t a leading man…it should have been Mark Ruffalo” This is a stunning amount of bad takes in one article. www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/how...

11.03.2026 05:27 👍 56 🔁 2 💬 12 📌 0

Okay I may be an American dumbass for asking but… how have we gotten 150 American soldiers injured when we’re not even fighting on the ground?? Are our planes falling out of the sky?? Are these injuries on bases being bombed?

11.03.2026 04:46 👍 38 🔁 3 💬 5 📌 0

Seems like we might need a better process because all three of them sucked.

11.03.2026 04:37 👍 76 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0

Here’s an email address to demand they remove your name and likeness from the site, doesn’t matter whether it’s actually on there or not. Any writer of any stripe should email them: bsky.app/profile/kevi...

11.03.2026 02:16 👍 19 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0

Here’s a difference between the crypto scam and the AI one: if you got caught up in crypto, most people will go well, that was dumb, but we all fall for marketing.

If you get caught up in AI, creative people will never, ever forget. You could make a product 20 years from now. We’re not buying it.

11.03.2026 02:07 👍 82 🔁 17 💬 1 📌 0

Ok buddy

11.03.2026 00:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0