Going back to such companies and trying to pass security can be a nightmare too. "Now, which was it for this one, Bowdensmith or did I go with just Smith? Yeah, I know neither match the Bowden-Smith on my driving licence but that's a problem of your own making."
11.03.2026 15:28
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Right Said Fred, when I quote tweeted one of their demented anti-vax/anti-mask posts with the words "Far Right Said Fred".
11.03.2026 13:39
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"You Bet!", apparently π€· ukgameshows.com/ukgs/Can_Do
11.03.2026 12:36
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A halftone black and white image of a TV studio. Pertwee talks to a glamorously dressed woman while a man points a rifle at a set of targets, while another glamorously dressed woman looks on.
Today in "1950s television was very weird" we have Jon Pertwee hosting an ABC Weekend TV programme called "Can Do!" where Lonnie Donnegan is showing off his marksmanship skills in the Alpha studios in Aston.
11.03.2026 12:10
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When Boy George was complaining about Katie Hopkins getting banned from twitter, and I suggested he could chain himself to a radiator in protest
11.03.2026 10:40
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MPs give ministers powers to restrict entire Internet
MPs have rejected a Lords amendment to the Childrenβs Wellbeing and Schools Bill that would allow a social media ban for under 16s.
π¨ Wide ranging powers have been voted through to restrict Internet access π¨
Ministers will be able to impose digital ID checks, curfews and VPN restrictions without Parliamentary scrutiny.
This can be used on websites, social media, apps and games with no need to show there's any harm to children.
10.03.2026 15:05
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Steve Reed accidentally catches 5 minutes of a Robin Askwith film late night on BBC-2 and the next day thereβs a national ban on doorstep milk deliveries.
10.03.2026 23:42
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4 frame comic. a street journalist is interviewing a tall light brown man with a pink scarf and a tshirt of the band Angine de Poitrine. off-frame, the journalist asks : sir! are you worried about
homophobic parents who
might want to trans their
child rather than have
an effeminate son?
the man replies :
wait wait wait wait wait.
are you implying that some
homophobes might not also
be raging transphobes?
Never heard of that.
trans kids are currently
being hunted down, outlawed,
marginalized from social life,
singled out in their own schools,
and you're asking me about some
hypothetical parent who might
pressure a child into being trans so
they might what? fit in better?
transitioning as a child in-
volves years of determination.
every adult in their life is likely
to cast doubt on who they are. if
they are lucky and have supportive
parents, their families are often
ostracized by their community.
the idea that someone sees the
hardships a family with a trans
child goes through and thinks "they
must have forced it on them"
makes me physically ill.
Wait wait wait wait wait
10.03.2026 19:12
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3.6 million kids in poverty in one of the 7 richest countries in the world and youβre celebrating giving 50,000 or so of them turkey twizzlers 5 days a week while spunking over Β£1bn down the sink on ID cards.
Why is Labour so fucking tone deaf?
10.03.2026 19:26
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Apart from the hideous graphics, let's be real for a second: According to the Joseph Rowntree Foundation there are *3.6 MILLION* children in severe and acute poverty.
Now, I am favour of (almost) any measure to feed more kids, but come on; you are not systemically 'lifting kids out of poverty'
10.03.2026 10:51
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My habit is chopping chilli peppers and then going for a pee.
10.03.2026 19:02
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What's My JND?
Find your Just Noticeable Difference in colour perception. How small a colour difference can you actually see?
Is 0.0034 very very faintly better, or very very faintly worse? I'm not sure of the scoring system!
Still, this red-green colourblind guy is giving himself extra points either way.
10.03.2026 17:01
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Dec 1986 Poster Map issued by the Greater Manchester Passanger Transport Executive and showing a diagram of the railway network in the County at that time. This includes the now Metrolink lines to Bury, Altrincham and the Oldham Loop. The upper section of the poster is dominated by a photo of a BR "Pacer" train, in the PTE's orange livery, along with an interior view. The title "Greater Manchester's Railways - settingt he pace in Greater Manchester' is a play on the Pacer name.
Greater Manchester's Railways - poster map issued in Dec. 1986 & making a play on the use of the BR Pacer trains as seen here in PTE livery. Soon we'll be seeing yellow Bee Network trains but possibly not a Pacer! #manchester #railways #trains #britishrail #map
10.03.2026 12:31
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A map of the English Midlands showing UHF coverage in green and VHF coverage in a red outline. VHF losses include Chester, Frome, Aldershot and Northampton; UHF gains include Boston, Peterborough, Dunstable and Gainsborough.
April 1969 map of the planned UHF 625-line transmitter network in the ATV Network region. More info: transdiffusion.org/2026/03/10/i...
10.03.2026 11:53
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"Utterly failed"
@rachelmillward.bsky.social lays out the reality of privatised water - explaining why water must be returned to public hands.
10.03.2026 11:15
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A dog with his mouth open looks down the camera lens
A dog reclines looking satisfied
Gave Spud a bedtime brushing with dry shampoo as a post-seizure pampering session.
10.03.2026 00:24
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Please poke his eyes out with a biro before putting it in the recycling. It wonβt help, but also it really helps.
09.03.2026 22:37
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Said this before, but Arthur Askey's first TV appearance was on Baird's experimental transmissions and his last was on Channel Four
09.03.2026 17:32
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Reeves giving her budget Plan B statement at the moment; doesn't really work as she doesn't have a Plan A to start with.
09.03.2026 17:11
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Blimey, Trout & Salmon.
09.03.2026 15:38
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The Eclegraph
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Expats fleeing Dubai
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Travel restrictions and costs force animal owners to take drastic action as
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Two points:
1. Theyβre not βexpatsβ theyβre βmigrants.β
2. Them abandoning their pets will hopefully give each and every one of these people just a little bit of insight into the incredibly hard decisions refugees have to make when theyβre fleeing war zones.
09.03.2026 15:44
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Seizures are not uncommon in herding dogs. This is the second one he's had, but the previous one was 3 or 4 years ago.
09.03.2026 16:42
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Drama as Spud has a generalised tonicβclonic seizure in the hall. My attention drawn to it by Rabbit getting hysterical and her rushing over to him with her toys one at a time and dropping them at his twitching feet.
He's fine now, but may need a shower later as he's covered in sick and wee.
09.03.2026 16:39
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If thereβs a time in your life when youβre *not* amused that someone was once called Dick Bumhole, I donβt want to reach it.
09.03.2026 15:17
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A man talks to his phone. The phone claims to be benign and full of fun things. He is persuaded and picks it up. A stream of horrors blasts him off his feet.
The current Wondermark cartoon wondermark.com/c/1582/ has been on my mind a lot lately.
09.03.2026 15:13
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Jaw ache springs instantly to mind.
09.03.2026 15:03
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*looks sad in a former-lifelong-Morrissey-fan way*
09.03.2026 13:58
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Chris is in bed with what seems to be covid. His first sick day from work in FOURTEEN YEARS according to rosters (they don't count the 2x 14 days he had off when I had covid and he had to isolate).
09.03.2026 13:25
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Jo Cox was killed by a man like that guy harassing Hannah Spencer
09.03.2026 13:17
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"Agree with us or else" is very much the theme of this anti-trans movement. Or else you will be sued. Or else you will be harassed. Or else you will suffer violence.
09.03.2026 10:45
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