"Oh God! You scared me."
"Really? You work with dead bodies all day."
"So if something moves, it's likely a dead body."
"Really? Does that happen often?"
"Did my reaction gave you that impression?"
#humor #zombies
If, in computer science (e.g. in a database) you need to create a many-to-many-relationship where the hierarchical order is important, there is ONLY one game in town: Parent-Child.
#programming #database #dba #softwareengineering
It's easy to stumble and fall if everything is swept under the rug...
#humor
"Does he really believe those strange and bizarre things?"
"He has a rumor-based reality perception... so, yeah..."
#reality #realitycheck #humor
Why is Trump signing his orders with a Sharpie?
Because they felt the crayon wasn't presidential enough...
#Trump #humor #politics #insanity
#USA attacking #NATO over #Greenland. You know you've seen this scene before.
#Politics #Humor #FightClub
#Conspiracy theory 101:
1. Come up with a #ConspiracyTheory
2. Tell everyone
3. Remember, whenever anyone gets shocked, upset or concerned, it's proof they are in on it!
4. Jump back to #1
#humor #foilHat Non-anonymous #Q (remember #StarTrek? #idiots)
So, you feel #Trump is like one of the characters in the #Bible? I agree. He does lie a lot. And isn't there a passage about the #Devil being charming as hell and leading many astray? Yeah, the charm was before the election. Now you're in the domain of the #FatherOfLies.
#politics #humor
So when Trump decides to go get Greenland he’s just going to fly in and kidnap our prime minister. Great. You have a unscrupulous and clinically insane idiot elected as your president and he wants to own the world. I have absolutely no trust in any of you Americans whether you are pronounced MAGA or if you “didn’t vote for the guy”: Your elected president is a megalomaniac dictator and it’s your fucking responsibility to stop him.
I mean, WTAF is the plan America?
#USA #Trump #MAGA #Imperialism #Denmark #Greenland #WTAF
Boss: The customer's can't get enough of the new AI-powered customer support system!
Programmer: We're trying to solve the problem.
Boss: But why?
Programmer: It's based off of a sex bot...
#humor #ai
#NATO expansion according to #Russian #propaganda:
American: Let's expand into Poland!
NATO expansion according to the rest of the world:
#Russia has Georgia for breakfast.
Poland: HELP!
Two videos where #BrianCox and Cool Worlds talk about the #FermiParadox
#Aliens #ExtraterrestrialIntelligence
"The First Draft of Anything Is Shit" / Hemingway via Samuelson?
#quote #hemingway #writingcommunity #creativewriting #writingandwriters #writinglife
90% of people: It's OK that you're not exactly like me.
The other 10%: We can't accommodate people being different.
#audhd #actuallyautistic #neurodivergent #autism
Beware of the Sol-3 hallucinators. It is hard to tell when they don't hallucinate.
#humor #aliens
Judging from certain comments from certain citizens of the #US, one might start wondering if this is how Americans view the rest of the world.
#humor #politics #usdefaultism #usexceptionalism
OneDrive in German: Ohne Drive
#computers #humor #microsoft #onedrive
Speaking of the causes of Autism
A MAGA-free (as in, MAGA-explanation-critical) discussion about the causes of autism and the increase of autism diagnoses: What I miss in this discussion is more secondary causes of the number of diagnoses. Like the distance to a diagnosis center or place to get a…
Wants the #NobelPeacePrize.
Charges #Ukraine for the weapons needed to defend against #Russian #Terror.
Needs head examined.
#Trump
"Everybody in this book was failed people."
What if #MarySue wrote a #review of your #book?
#humor #writingcommunity #creativewriting #writinglife
Consciously avoiding people using the term “subconscious”
A while ago I read an article where the author used the term "subconscious" and it miffed me. In essence, it goes like this: Serious psychologists do not use the term because it is not possible to determine if the unconscious is above,…
Customer: The system doesn't handle virus infected files well.
Consultant: We'll fix it with a virus cleaning add-on.
How to not do #it #consulting... (And how way too many IT #consultants do it anyway...)
#Guns are used millions of times every year by #lawAbidingCitizens in the #US to #preventCrime, right? #Wrong!
Some dude doing online reviews: I just bought it. It's working perfectly! I give it 5 stars.
Me: I have a bridge to sell you...
#naive #conned #humor #brooklyn_bridge
#Trump is what we in Sweden call a "Tölp". So are most members of his... regime.
"Tölp" translates to: #fool, #oaf, #dolt, #boor, #jerk, #boob, #lout, #idiot, #chump, #klutz, #twit, #clod, #clown, #booby, #bumpkin, #slob, #blunderer, #clot, #yokel, #clodhopper.
Yay... #funny if the world survives.
The #US got #democracy wrong. It's not one vote per dollar, it's one vote per person.
While editing my current #WIP, I've noticed I start the scene info-dumping and only after pages get to the action. Here's how I restructure the scene to be less info-dumpey.
#amediting #creativewriting #amwritingscifi #amwriting
