Michael "Lux"

WATCH MEDALIST!!

What the fuck. What an unexpected heartbreak. Rest in peace, G0re to Sc0re and your many well-earned rings.

Michael Massey script is done. I jokingly mention Ragans a couple times so that will probably be next.

Who else needs to be glazed?

2016, woke ended

2026, dark woke ascends

I'm just looking at Statcast pages I've never seen before and wondering how many other people know about these things

I'm working on a player analysis video to launch my new channel with and I have no idea if I'm actually saying interesting things or pointing out really obvious shit that has no value. I guess we'll see over the weekend or so.

oh hell yeah

I tried out some Diamond Dynasty for the first time yesterday and ngl I got bored of it real quick.

Kinda glad I got The Show with such a steep discount, I'm already falling out of love with it (again).

(the other two are Garcia and Loftin on occasion)

I did have a crackpot idea of signing Luis Arraez to play second base, but the reason why I never actually posted that is because we already have like four second basemen and I don't know how that would work. Fitting Massey and India into the same lineup is already enough of a headache.

if we lose baseball in 2027 then i'm doing an entire season of The Show like this

even in the show, the white sox are extremely easy to meme on

since posting this the royals have added another starting pitcher to their organization

I would be all for the idea of signing Max Scherzer if the Royals didn't already have 9 or 10 starting pitchers.

I didn't want Bellinger at all, and in general I'm fine with them not going after long-term deals because the last thing we need is poorly-aging contracts. I did think they'd try harder to get the mid-level guys like Ha-seong Kim.

like I'll admit that I thought there would be more signings but they also extended three players (i'm counting Lugo) and made two major trades, it's been alright

we've committed way more money and didn't have to trade our most popular player to do so 🤷‍♂️

some people really do complain about everything, huh

The Show is fun until your outfielder lets a line drive single by them for a triple because you moved the joystick slightly off route and then the other team keeps hitting all your offspeed pitches out of the zone for homers and I think I'm done playing this game for a few years thanks

fuck it

hunter renfroe grand slam

Renfroe has been all-for-nothing, batting under .200 but slugging over .500.

Vinnie didn't hit a homer until April 22 or something but is hitting .327.

The actual surprise is Massey hitting everything thrown his general direction.

Also, I haven't drawn a single walk as Bobby. It's the 28th game.

Altuve and Alvarez both have like .400 averages. It's so annoying.

somehow pitched a scoreless game with no strikeouts

One of the players I was hoping the Royals would get in the off-season is Luis Rengifo. He's still out there, somehow.

If you ever wonder why I am the way I am, I was terminally online posting on forums at the age of 10. Shout out to FlashFlashRevolution, one of the only old internet games/social spaces that still stand today.

Oh, a $42M AAV?

What the fuck do you mean Bo Bichette signed a 3-year deal??

Holy shit Roselia, I love that guy. I don't remember why but I loved watching him play.

Wow, we're around 200 now? I never thought I'd see the day.

Does anyone have any hobbies I should try getting into before 2027