Beverly: Wait a minute. I know you! You're James Worthy. You play basketball for the LA Lakers. Tall Klingon: I'm sorry, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Koral. I'm the Klingon pilot. Beverly: I think you're the greatest, but my captain says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try, except during the playoffs. Koral: The hell I don't!

#startrek #Metameme #meme Roger, Roger.

Sulu: captain? The check engine light just came on

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Movie poster in black and white featuring a closeup of the Gorn captain wearing round sunglasses with a reflection of Captain Kirk. Poster reads: The Metrons made them superstars Natural Gorn Killers

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The last saved photo of a celebrity is your therapist

Picard wearing a very stupid-looking metallic eye mask in Star Trek: TNG s7e17, "Masks"

When your custom character appears in a cutscene

*sigh* Kira please. Ben, Ben, Ben... It's fine, I know what I'm doing... *kira is holding a spiky bat with the label "negotiating with Dukat stick" *

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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

Giant anthropomorphic corndog?

*Inside Mount Doom* Samwise: Frodo! Frodo: Please Sam no, not again Samwise: If I take one more step, I'll be the farthest away from home I've ever been

#getinthesack

diagram titled "Types of Headaches" that illustrates four different headaches by showing red areas on model heads; first headache is primarily behind the eyes and forehead, labeled "Migraine"; second headache is primarily the back of the head, labeled "Hypertension"; third headache is the back of the head and a headband shape, labeled "Stress"; fourth headache is the entire head and face and neck, labeled "Faith of the Heart"

curated meme in two panels via Saif Shahin in Star Trek Wholesomeposting, using a scene from Voyager "Lineage"; first panel is Tom with his hands on B'Elanna's shoulders and speaking to her, with text: Honey, have you ever made an elf-on-the-shelf meme? second panel is Tom and B'Elanna hugging, with B'Elanna responding: No, Tom. Our shelf elves are dead. Ancient Klingon warriors slew them a millennia ago. They were... more trouble than they were worth.

Random Kazon: You, Janeway, will come alone by shuttle. Seska: We're not falling for your "We're beaming someone over to negotiate" Ambassador Torpedo routine. *Janeway and Checotay share a look* Janeway: But he's so friendly though

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You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

I looked.

Alcohol and a gentle brush would be my starting point. Maybe the old big blob on the iron to get it flowing and then clean it up trick?

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Spock: I have a half brother Kirk: Different mothers? Spock: Shark attack

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Mark Twain: My boss keeps touching me inappropriately. Troi: You should go to HR. Twain: But I'm self employed.

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Picard: Back in the 2000s people paid money to name stars in this sector. They believed that we would actually call the stars those names! Riker: surely that's the biggest rip off ever? Data: Captain, we are now approaching Gary Ballsack 22

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Picard: I found a recipe from Morocco for homemade dinner rolls. It called for fresh thyme by mine was outdated. Nevertheless, I used it anyway. Riker: How did it turn out? Picard: You know, I really liked that old thyme Moroccan roll. Riker: *face palm*

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Ever been so disillusioned by how a site treats its users that you share a post about a project you started, and a month later it has become a grassroots effort to reshape what it means to be a social media platform?

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Have a great day, Admiral & #StarTrek friends!
Ah, the eternal conundrum. Such as the endless search for a computer cat to control the computer mouse...
😂🤣😂🤣

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Two screenshots from #StarTrek #StarTrekTOS, showing Bones on the left and Kirk on the right in the turbolift. In the first panel, McCoy declares, "Jim, I'm addicted to eating seaweed." Kirk, half-interested, asks, "So what?" In the second panel, Kirk buries his head in his hand, exasperated, because McCoy says, "I think I need to Sea Kelp."

Enjoy your Friday, #StarTrek friends, and get ready for the weekend! Fun is about to commence!
Anyways, time for more pun-ishment... 😂🤣😂

If everyone on Star Trek: TNG wore the same uniform as Counselor Troi

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No I don't want to talk about how I got these scratches. But if you want to know how many squirrels fit in a pillowcase, the answer is nine.

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When you turn up late to the party and everyone's already on drugs

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Diana: tell me about your mother. Barclay: she used to say I could be an idiot sometimes. Diana: how did that make you feel? Barclay: it was nice to have her permission.

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Her: I don't know how I can pay my rent... *Unbuttons blouse* Him: oh I think there's a way... *Unzips pants* Everyone else playing Monopoly:

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Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."

It's the weekend, baby