Will you be on Bluesky tonight or do you think youβre better than your weekday friends?
@foxy99
π§Ώ runs with pixy stix π§Ώ pour prendre congΓ© π§Ώ personne Γ’gΓ©e terrible de ciel bleu π§Ώ esperto in macchine da scrivere manuali π§Ώ sΓ€nger, Bukkake Mukbang π§Ώ hypnogogic public speaker π§Ώ He/Him/BrisΓ©e
Will you be on Bluesky tonight or do you think youβre better than your weekday friends?
First video streamed! Woot! www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wmp...
I like doing Civil War re-enactments. I play the Kirsten Dunst part.
This AI business is getting out of hand control.
Dracula
That Teddy Perkins, constantly reinventing himself.
The best thing about the internet is how everyone understands irony.
The enemy of my enemy, of my enemy, of my enemy, of my enemy, of my enemy, of my enemy is Kevin Bacon
Star Trek writers: We are thinking of a character named Geordi La Forge. Maybe an engineer?
Gene Roddenberry: Advisor.
Star Trek writers: Add visor? Okay.
me: I wish there was an extra nugget in this six pack
genie: that was your third wish, what the fuck is wrong with you
WIFE: he calls blueberries βbloobsβ
DIVORCE LAWYER: my god
Mr. Death and Happy the beagle walk by a very stoned Pickles the gnome and a sleeping Nancy the cat girl, under the shade of marijuana plants
Rare full panel posting
#WeirdLittleMushroomFolk
#Gnomes&Goblins
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Bela Lugosi in a publicity photo for Dracula. He is holding out one arm, making a mysterious motion with his hand, that could either be interpreted as Dracula using his hypnotic powers on someone, or Dracula making a horsey shadow puppet.
When you learn how to do shadow puppets and want to show all your friends:
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i wish bears could drive iβd really like to be driven around by a bear
Oh, they can drive.
Maybe not very wellβ¦
βI want a divorce.β
βDonβt be stupid, thatβs only because youβre married.β
I dunno, living behind a brick wall in somebody's basement sounds kind of relaxing.
Seth Rogen and Jason Segal, absolutely nothing alike yet the same person. Explain that, Science.
Probably should've laid off those edibles before I did my own taxes.
A side note however...I'm getting back twelve and a half million dollars.
βIβm sweet until you cross me but then watch out!β
Okay, Lucrezia Borgia of Daffodil Lane
donβt worry. youβre exactly where you should be in life. because youβve made poor choices.
*Betty Rubble laugh
when i was younger i thought there would be heaps more bustles in my hedgerow π
A metaphor for the US government in its entirety.
www.instagram.com/reel/DP4Jkwj...
@hyapatialee.bsky.social It is with profound sorrow that we bid farewell to Chester Nez, the last of the first 29 Navajo men who created a code from their language that stumped the Japanese in World War II, has passed away of kidney failure.
I wish I could remember the first time I saw a caterpillar.
so Iran has apparently knocked out and destroyed / disabled to some extent two U.S. THAAD batteries
This is a massive deal. Aside from the expense, this is not a weapon system we just have a ton of lying around. You don't replace these easily.
defencesecurityasia.com/en/irgc-dest...
The ironic thing about vegan dishes is that they pair really well with meat