@foxy99
🧿 runs with pixy stix 🧿 pour prendre congé 🧿 personne âgée terrible de ciel bleu 🧿 esperto in macchine da scrivere manuali 🧿 sänger, Bukkake Mukbang 🧿 hypnogogic public speaker 🧿 He/Him/Brisée
Me: I’m changing my phone number so the telemarketers who keep calling won’t be able to find me.
Friend: Nobody else will be able to find you either.
Me: I already said I’m doing it. You don’t have to sell it to me.
Forgive them, eventually, for they know what they are doing.
I feel fortunate that I can still be happy for other people.
9th grade Biology. Reading aloud from a text, a classmate created a memory for me.
idk if you know this but the cereal called life isn’t very lifelike at all there’s not even any blood in it
Will you be on Bluesky tonight or do you think you’re better than your weekday friends?
I like doing Civil War re-enactments. I play the Kirsten Dunst part.
This AI business is getting out of hand control.
Dracula
That Teddy Perkins, constantly reinventing himself.
The best thing about the internet is how everyone understands irony.
The enemy of my enemy, of my enemy, of my enemy, of my enemy, of my enemy, of my enemy is Kevin Bacon
Star Trek writers: We are thinking of a character named Geordi La Forge. Maybe an engineer?
Gene Roddenberry: Advisor.
Star Trek writers: Add visor? Okay.
me: I wish there was an extra nugget in this six pack
genie: that was your third wish, what the fuck is wrong with you
WIFE: he calls blueberries “bloobs”
DIVORCE LAWYER: my god
Mr. Death and Happy the beagle walk by a very stoned Pickles the gnome and a sleeping Nancy the cat girl, under the shade of marijuana plants
Rare full panel posting
#WeirdLittleMushroomFolk
#Gnomes&Goblins
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Bela Lugosi in a publicity photo for Dracula. He is holding out one arm, making a mysterious motion with his hand, that could either be interpreted as Dracula using his hypnotic powers on someone, or Dracula making a horsey shadow puppet.
When you learn how to do shadow puppets and want to show all your friends:
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i wish bears could drive i’d really like to be driven around by a bear
Oh, they can drive.
Maybe not very well…
“I want a divorce.”
“Don’t be stupid, that’s only because you’re married.”
I dunno, living behind a brick wall in somebody's basement sounds kind of relaxing.
Seth Rogen and Jason Segal, absolutely nothing alike yet the same person. Explain that, Science.
Probably should've laid off those edibles before I did my own taxes.
A side note however...I'm getting back twelve and a half million dollars.
“I’m sweet until you cross me but then watch out!”
Okay, Lucrezia Borgia of Daffodil Lane
don’t worry. you’re exactly where you should be in life. because you’ve made poor choices.
*Betty Rubble laugh
when i was younger i thought there would be heaps more bustles in my hedgerow 😕
