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They/Them, bilingual bisexual nerdy chicane. Witch and cardslinger with way too many hobbies. POTSie with RA. It shouldn't need to be said but Fuck Trump, MAGA, Nazis, TERFs, Musk, racists, and Zionists.

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I don't think so? Joe's handling it really well, I'm just exhausted all the time and my social spell slots are almost non-existent right now, so it's a lot of hanging out in bed or on the couch.

12.03.2026 09:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

thanks. I'm lucky that lodur is kinda sorta used to it after this long, but this year it's so decided to be crying constantly instead of dissociating πŸ« πŸ™ƒ

12.03.2026 08:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm deep in the weeds of my annual mental breakdown, but I can't take any time off work until the end of the month. The time is booked, I just have to keep it together for 2 more weeks.

12.03.2026 07:28 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

i haven't had any good insults lately. it's all been kids with no creativity πŸ˜…

10.03.2026 09:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

omg I can't with people πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

10.03.2026 09:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The Rions - Scumbag (Official Music Video)
The Rions - Scumbag (Official Music Video) YouTube video by The Rions

shout out to @saresa.bsky.social for introducing me to The Rions because this song has been on repeat this morning. youtu.be/dAOC1lARB18

10.03.2026 07:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

sadly, no. there are just nights where it takes me hours to eat anything

10.03.2026 03:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

people will romanticize eating disorders, but they never mention the nights you're trying not to cry over eating half a french fry

10.03.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

mmm jesus crackers πŸ˜‚

09.03.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

um, sorry to your grandma, but even if you're baptized Lutheran, and even if you do communion classes in a Lutheran church the RCC recognizes that. Source: My communion and confirmation were done in a Lutheran church and I got paperwork that it was recognized by the Vatican.

09.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it was always a strange thing to me too! Like what do you mean Catholics aren't Christian? I mean, I guess I'm still Catholic since I was confirmed and haven't been excommunicated lol

09.03.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

omg right?? it's so bad. i feel like i have to add a warning preface to everything i say and it's exhausting

09.03.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

exactly! I'm the same way. am i glad i have a job at all? yes. does my job suck ass a majority of the time? also yes. i get tired of using my entire therapy session to vent about it, so the internet can deal πŸ™ƒ

09.03.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

fuck it, i say complain away. all jobs suck in some capacity.

09.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

take your pick: youth group mean girls who treated me like shit bc I wasn't thin, blond, or white enough, the "casting out demons" that were regularly done because i dressed alt/was suspected gay, or my 8yo nephew telling my dying mom she was going to hell bc she was Catholic.

09.03.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

DON’T FUCKING WARN THEM JUST DO IT

08.03.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 959 πŸ” 237 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
a closeup of a section of a tattoo with hawthorn branches and flowers in black and grey

a closeup of a section of a tattoo with hawthorn branches and flowers in black and grey

I got the first round of color done on this today.

07.03.2026 03:54 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
"Trump Says 'I Guess' Americans Should Worry About Iran Retaliating on U.S. Soil: 'Like I Said, Some People Will Die'

"Trump Says 'I Guess' Americans Should Worry About Iran Retaliating on U.S. Soil: 'Like I Said, Some People Will Die'

Quite the headline from People.com

people.com/trump-says-i...

06.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 1684 πŸ” 499 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 140

yup! He worked for NASA/JPL on the Mercury missions (i think it was Mercury, I'd have to look at the rocket) designing filters

05.03.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

auto mechanic/welder and aerospace engineer

04.03.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I LOVE HER

04.03.2026 23:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's really hard to explain this to anyone who didn't grow up in the evangelistic Christian cult that is mainstream American religion, but when I tell you these people won't listen to logic & don't care about saving lives, in part because they want World war 3, I mean that quite literally.

03.03.2026 04:16 πŸ‘ 220 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3

right?? I'm over here like "wait are people actually surprised by this??"

03.03.2026 03:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

saaaaaame

03.03.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

and once again the ex-vangelicals are unsurprised.

03.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

big time agree. i miss playing and writing about games, but too many threats during the height of GG soured it all for me

27.02.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

fuck him and fuck oprah for giving this dipshit ass grifter a platform in the first place

25.02.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a direct attack on the mystical community folks. We're all listed on there.
And in case you don't know our stance already:
*Trans women are women
*LGBTQ+ Rights are human rights
*F*ck Donald Trump
*Release the f*cking files
*Billionaires should not exist
Did I miss anyone?

25.02.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

I always laugh when I listen to/watch a podcast about strange things or culty/conspiracy theories and they talk about something I just grew up knowing because evangelical church. This time it's the 7 mountain mandate.

25.02.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hahaha i usually talk about music because that's been the main thing I've been doing lately (and i don't wanna post my art stuff yet since stuff isn't finished)

24.02.2026 06:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0