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13.03.2026 08:37 👍 27 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

That wouldn’t be helped by judge only trials.

11.03.2026 20:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Receiving emails from Dominic Grieve KC in his capacity as VP Justice seeking to challenge Labour doing away with juries was not on my bingo card for 2026. Beginning to wonder if we have awoken in an alternate reality. When will this govt wake up & realise eroding trial by jury is not the answer?

11.03.2026 17:03 👍 45 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 0

Am I unusual for never using chat GPT/chat smith? What do you use it for? How often do you use it?

11.03.2026 10:00 👍 23 🔁 2 💬 26 📌 0

Crematoriums have to have a 2-3 day closure to get rid of everyone else’s ashes either side to ensure local families will still book with them and avoid getting a bit of a murderer in with their Nan. I remember it only too well!

10.03.2026 11:52 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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Woman? Shit at football? Never played? Not interested in competitive sport? Don’t want to feel embarrassed, but DO want to get outside and make cool new friends?

This International Women’s Day I ✨ highly recommend ✨ you join a Gals FC. Non-competitive sport for women in your area 😍

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08.03.2026 17:32 👍 31 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0
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DOJ admits 47,635 Epstein files — including Trump allegations — were removed Justice Department expects to restore missing documents that were taken offline for review

DOJ admits 47,635 Epstein files — including Trump allegations — were removed

05.03.2026 07:31 👍 324 🔁 206 💬 19 📌 31
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Video: U.S. official tells Fox News that thousands of Iraqi Kurds launched a ground offensive in Iran.

04.03.2026 21:24 👍 84 🔁 24 💬 22 📌 26

This is odd behaviour and I’m wondering if he needs psych report

04.03.2026 14:42 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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The Telegraph is Telegraphing

02.03.2026 20:07 👍 81 🔁 13 💬 8 📌 1

“We were living in the Middle East and never expected to be impacted by instability in the geographical area” is one heck of a take.

02.03.2026 16:48 👍 71 🔁 23 💬 8 📌 2

The commentators claiming that the hard-faced men of the IRGC will simply takeover after Khamenei's death haven't quite explained who takes over after the Americans and Israelis kill the command chain of those hard-faced men too

28.02.2026 19:40 👍 168 🔁 17 💬 18 📌 6

Khamenei dead

28.02.2026 20:12 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0

How else would she have access to probation systems? I’d be surprised if the reporting repeatedly got it wrong with that level of detail

24.02.2026 19:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Different Liam, same game

24.02.2026 16:38 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 7 📌 0

Just watched one woman realise another had left her bag, grab it, chase her, run to the latter’s connecting train, hand it to her and then run back to her own train LIKE A SUPERHERO as both trains simultaneously departed

What if her kindness foiled a deliberate spy/drug handover though

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24.02.2026 11:57 👍 112 🔁 8 💬 10 📌 0

Reading people. Body language. Knowing how to connect with people totally unlike you and with different backgrounds and beliefs. Defusing tense situations. Gaining trust. High endurance, pain tolerance, and work ethic. Reaction time. Prioritizing order of execution. Anticipating people’s needs. Tons

22.02.2026 17:07 👍 13585 🔁 1559 💬 273 📌 138

For a minute I worried I hadn’t created the tiny version of myself I thought I had… reassured

21.02.2026 20:01 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me to my youngest: if a strange man stopped his car when you were walking on the pavement and said, would you like some mini eggs? If you get in my car, I’ll give you mini eggs. What would you do?

My child: I’d get the mini eggs!

Me: uh

Child: ….and then I’d kill him.

21.02.2026 19:12 👍 94 🔁 3 💬 9 📌 0

Love that in France he was known as Docteur Glamour

21.02.2026 13:28 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Oh no McSteamy 😭

www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

20.02.2026 09:14 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Team GB 🇬🇧 Men’s curling 🥌 team are into the final!! 🙌🏼
#WinterOlympics

19.02.2026 21:22 👍 31 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Everyone has it. It’s the most “common” type

20.02.2026 00:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Today I learned I have the same riding helmet as the Andrew formerly known as Prince, so there we are

19.02.2026 22:00 👍 34 🔁 0 💬 10 📌 0

I’m not a journo but I think you can DM me?

19.02.2026 16:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Summary execution for queue jumping at the Post Office

18.02.2026 08:03 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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No.

17.02.2026 15:20 👍 1662 🔁 198 💬 86 📌 19
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If you thought the Epstein files were crazy, wait until you realize that Dinosaurs never existed, oil is not a fossil fuel, that life exists beyond the ice wall, free energy has been suppressed, there was a major timeline reset starting around 1776 and there are tunnels all over the world into inner earth.
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The reason why they call it fossil fuel its like blood toh. The Dinsour bones is an explanation to cover ancient giant beings. Everything is electric and energetic, the architecture before 1776 was build to cultivate that energy. They buried the old buildings and built on top of it.

resourcedwoman © 11h & Threads If you thought the Epstein files were crazy, wait until you realize that Dinosaurs never existed, oil is not a fossil fuel, that life exists beyond the ice wall, free energy has been suppressed, there was a major timeline reset starting around 1776 and there are tunnels all over the world into inner earth. O 2.9K Q 725 G 268 156 Top v View activity > princessdiariescore 8h The reason why they call it fossil fuel its like blood toh. The Dinsour bones is an explanation to cover ancient giant beings. Everything is electric and energetic, the architecture before 1776 was build to cultivate that energy. They buried the old buildings and built on top of it.

there’s a whole different America out there posting on Threads

17.02.2026 14:48 👍 3362 🔁 436 💬 239 📌 314

Yes. And lots of Other Peoples Children on hard drives. “They” get crushes the same way adult-attracted adults get crushes

17.02.2026 19:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There are offenders out there, living among society, who view Epstein as a hero. They live among us. They look normal. They succeed in life. The obligation is on the rest of us to protect children. Keep your children’s faces off the internet. Keep your children away from social media. Do your bit.

17.02.2026 19:04 👍 79 🔁 15 💬 2 📌 0