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Outrage fatigue has to set in sometime. It’s a UK banknote: it’ll be past its use-by date in a year anyway and won’t be accepted anywhere.

The mindset of sad boring smelly wankers, and “centrists” who should’ve known better will soon deny having given it breathing space at all

The idea that “woke went too far”and produced the neverending reactionary wave is bollocks obviously, but the truism persists. I have to believe that the tide is about to turn on any cultural cachet that this shit attracts if for no other reason than it’s so fucking boring

#DIBLives Placed in St Vincent's Industrial School, Goldenbridge at the age of 4, nurse and advocate for survivors of childhood abuse Christine Buckley (d. #OTD 2014) was assigned the number ‘89’, which replaced her name for the 13 years she was a resident in St Vincent's. www.dib.ie/biography/bu...

dem and gop leadership riding netanyahu to the end of the world like Slim Pickens riding the atom bomb in strangelove

Called in to see if a part ordered for my bike 2 weeks ago had arrived and the lad in the shop said “Sorry fuck it I forgot to order it”. This is the kind of customer service I value. No spoofing.

Longford Leader tweet: just a photo of a metal basin 3/4 full of sausages, 1/4 full of chips.

Left Twitter over 2 years ago, and delighted to have done it, but I do miss retweeting this whenever the mood would strike me

Google review of Paul Treyvaud’s restaurant. The food was good, but overall a poor experience unfortunately. We were conveniently told after we had ordered our food and drink that the card machine had been down "for a couple of days" and we would have to pay in cash. When the bill came, I asked the manager if we could pay with Venmo, Zelle, or other electronic methods to avoid transaction fee at the ATM and he explained the system has been down since the morning and the only way to pay is cash. Between the differing stories and the staff seeming short and unapologetic, it became more clear that bottom line they just wanted the cash. This is fine, just wish we could have been told when we walked in the door so we didn't have to run to the ATM and incur transaction fee to get money. On the way out the table next to us said they also weren't told about the "credit card machine problems" until after they had ordered. Bottom line-seemed like a scam. The street is lined with countless other great restaurants and bars so not worth the visit here in my opinion!

Also miss posting this at Paul Treyvaud and @‘ing in Revenue to “please help this man”

There was a time I thought this place might have what it takes, but the disrespect to a post of this quality rankles.

Grendel's Mom has got it going on

“Overrated”

A guy kept farting beside us so we moved when a seat became available. Almost the exact moment we sat down in the other place the same man spilled his pint over where I had been sitting. We listened to the signals the world was sending. My Sliding Doors moment.

I present my wrists to you

Text message: Just pint? Meet [brown square emoji]

To use [brown square] to mean “After Eight” is a very bad joke, but my friend hates it so I’m obliged to use it every time

Sin é go díreach

I knew I had seen a similar thing somewhere before

Labour is a far right party

It’s usually me doing things like that to them so I can’t say a word

I read all my posts out loud before posting them. That's why they're so good

Spent an hour forensically rooting through the bins in work yesterday for an expensive item that had vanished. Spilled bin juice into my shoe. Co-worker just phoned to say they accidentally brought said item home.

It’s hard to avoid that realisation alright

Get less mad at Goodreads/Storygraph reviews by choosing to see them as outlets for people who like to write little essays recording their failings in reading comprehension

Breaking: Anthropic CEO says Claude may or may not have gained consciousness, as the model has begun showing symptoms of IBS

There's an e-mail virus doing the rounds, if you get an e-mail with an attachment titled 'Anna Kournikova', DO NOT CLICK ON IT and delete immediately. It is a worm. #NetNews

It was me. I said it.

Heard someone saying “I’m cognizant of that” irl. Yes, you know it. Just say you know it. Dickhead.

Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips
Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt

Two starlings, both alike in dignity. One is dive-bombing the other one.

This remains the best picture of some birds I have ever taken.

Dying of skin suffocation like that woman in Goldfinger but instead of gold paint it’s Voltarol

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