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@kelemta

fake it so real i am beyond fake🍯 she/her avatar by @itsbabypears.bsky.social header by @dracorys.bsky.social

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it looked extremely legit, proper letterhead, address checked out – I only clocked it as sus because we don't have a property manager, then I hovered over the link in the email and hoo boy yeah that URL is gonna eat my entire computer. Watch yourselves.

13.03.2026 04:09 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œGirl who enjoys reading TTRPG setting books but doesn’t actually like playing them”

13.03.2026 05:52 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
crayon drawing of cherry flowers

crayon drawing of cherry flowers

Graveyard Cherry

12.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 240 πŸ” 64 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Popular support is a scary and unfamiliar concept to Gender Conservatives, who have to scrape together "protests" out of Nazis and busybodies and think movements are organized at dinner parties.

13.03.2026 09:57 πŸ‘ 283 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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Indie deckbuilder All Will Rise's dev joins No Games For Genocide boycott and plans to hand back funding it received from Microsoft "We encourage others in the industry to join us and take a stand."

all will rise is handing back Microsoft money & pledging @nogamesforgenocide.com β€” it’s a difficult thing to do when funding and attention are scarce commodities for indies like us, but we hope more of our fellow devs and indie studios will join us in taking a stand πŸ”₯
www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...

12.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 718 πŸ” 340 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 21

Another tough day for team β€œthere’s no point in complaining about AI, just accept it.”

11.03.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 5155 πŸ” 1385 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 7

You can just be a tomboy or a feminine man update:

12.03.2026 07:38 πŸ‘ 549 πŸ” 199 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2

"encourage citizens to appreciate their sex" sounds both incredibly dystopian and like a euphemism for encouraging masturbation

12.03.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 186 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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when the studio and the director can't agree on a title so a subtitle which does little to clarify gets added !

12.03.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
wavelike rounded textural abstraction that's mainly greyscale, with pops of orange and teal-green

wavelike rounded textural abstraction that's mainly greyscale, with pops of orange and teal-green

division wave // handcut paper collage on recycled paperboard, march 2026

#collage #queerart #abstraction

11.03.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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New idea for how to make your header image worse

11.03.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
10.03.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 533 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 2

A lot of great artists at the Big 2, especially at DC right now, but only ONE Javier Rodriguez.

10.03.2026 12:40 πŸ‘ 107 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
pic from ELLE showing Lola Tung, Lili Reinhart and Victoria Pedretti, all three stunningly gorgeous, in upcoming movie Forbidden Fruits

pic from ELLE showing Lola Tung, Lili Reinhart and Victoria Pedretti, all three stunningly gorgeous, in upcoming movie Forbidden Fruits

I’m very normal & absolutely not obsessed with the new pics from the Forbidden Fruits movie

10.03.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 211 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
youtube asking me if was not was walk the dinosaur "feels emotionally manipulative"

youtube asking me if was not was walk the dinosaur "feels emotionally manipulative"

LMAO, what?!? this is not a joke, youtube legitimately just asked me if the music video for Was (not was)-walk the dinosaur feels "emotionally manipulative"

10.03.2026 08:48 πŸ‘ 886 πŸ” 230 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 25

The best time to stop using Grammarly was years ago. The second best time is right now

10.03.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 139 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
Life on cloud eight

Life on cloud eight

Life on cloud eight

09.03.2026 15:26 πŸ‘ 267 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

With so many games dependant on skin sales I'm genuinely surprised that genderswapped versions of characters are not more common. People will pay $20 bucks just to be a girl. More than that, even.

09.03.2026 17:32 πŸ‘ 208 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 2
of a red sun setting

of a red sun setting

When the Sun is Dying
digital painting

09.03.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 486 πŸ” 122 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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I've been uploading only silly doodles for too many days on a row so this is my reminder to people that I do know how to do more elaborate stuff I'm just feeling more like doing silly cute stuff right now hahaha

10.03.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 98 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Constantly walking into the offices of people called stuff like β€œDr. H. Ypnosis”

10.03.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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crazy swag seen on a troubled youth character

10.03.2026 04:26 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I think people believe the point of progressive politics is to try to convince malicious, bad-faith bigots to not be violent, instead of defanging their movements and making them politically irrelevant.

It's not about "saving the souls of the lost". It's about making sure their harm is mitigated.

09.03.2026 14:22 πŸ‘ 883 πŸ” 257 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 11

remember that tiny horror story I'm writing & drawing ?

yup, it's for HALLOWED GROUND 🌸✨

so if you'd like to support a cool anthology from a very cool creative team, kickstarter goes live later this month !

09.03.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 250 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

adding "I WANTS TO MAKE YOUR FLESH CREEP" to my everyday lexicon

09.03.2026 07:08 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The state of mainstream trans discourse is that a morning show presenter will conspiracise about carceral consequences for transphobia while the West has declared a crusade against trans healthcare and trans existence.

09.03.2026 07:25 πŸ‘ 516 πŸ” 88 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Fading to black but it’s just for complicated action scenes while all the sex scenes are written in full

08.03.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 1263 πŸ” 568 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 4

unfortunately it isn't possible to adjust a wristwatch to account for the switch to daylight saving time. there are plenty of hucksters out there who claim it can be done, but the reality is that your watch is now defective and must be discarded in a fresh waterway such as a river or swimming pool

08.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 1619 πŸ” 200 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 2
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I also love this illustration of a she-bear licking her cubs, from the Aberdeen bestiary

08.03.2026 06:26 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This might be one of my new top 10, it’s an illustration of a falconer going for a swim, from Holy Roman Emperor Frederick II's De Arte Venandi cum Avibus ('l”On The Art of Hunting with Birds”) dated to the mid 13th century

08.03.2026 06:23 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0