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@mattstandley

Daydreamer with an affinity for theatre, film, voiceover, and gaming. Occasionally acting out of paper bags. (he/him)

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I think about @hairyslothbaby.bsky.social every time I use this sticker in Telegram. 🀣

04.09.2025 17:34 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Please pureΓ© us, king/queen!

30.01.2025 18:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cynthia Erivo!? 😝

30.01.2025 18:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You still have an amazing booty! 😍

30.01.2025 18:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To be clear, you've only asked this less than a handful of times and I've said yes to about 3 as long as my face isn't shown. πŸ˜…

30.01.2025 18:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Next issue out soon

13.01.2025 22:57 πŸ‘ 58 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy for you, beautiful! πŸ’–

12.01.2025 05:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Nothing says Christmas like Chinese takeout before a Babyratu double feature. πŸ₯ŸπŸ”πŸ§›πŸ»β€β™‚️ #WeComeToThisPlaceForMagic #Babygirl #Nosferatu

25.12.2024 20:14 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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There's a new Hagrid in town 😝

11.12.2024 23:11 πŸ‘ 128 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well

05.12.2024 00:25 πŸ‘ 10746 πŸ” 1956 πŸ’¬ 86 πŸ“Œ 54

You are absolutely stunning! 😍

29.11.2024 17:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Have you heard my iTunes top 10 charting EP β€œCAN I BE HONEST…?” yet?

17.11.2024 01:14 πŸ‘ 113 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 8

I can barely keep track of my Instagram πŸ˜…

14.11.2024 02:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hiii 😝

14.11.2024 02:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You are unbelievably stunning! 😍

10.10.2024 20:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Look at my hot husband! 😍

10.10.2024 19:59 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I actually like that hairstyle. It's fun and has lots of character. Video game realness haha! πŸ’–

03.10.2024 20:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No, you are! ☺️

18.08.2024 15:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
"Scary" bearded man with glasses brandishes a sharp candy cane to ward off the general public.

"Scary" bearded man with glasses brandishes a sharp candy cane to ward off the general public.

'Tis the season to cut a b****! 😝

28.12.2023 20:20 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You are absolutely stunning! 😍

16.11.2023 23:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not the most flattering angle, but oh well πŸ˜…

02.09.2023 20:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0