mattie lubchansky

pain??? in my pump!??????

oh wow i didn't know ethan hawke was stranded on a desert island and then subsequently rescued

thanks!

Simplicity: A Novel A Novel

anyway,

ha ha ha! hee hee!!!!!! hoo hoo,

keep me posted!

i love following up. i love checking in. circling back. any word. would love a status update. lmk. i do not have an anxiety disorder fyi

PANEL 1: A FRIEND showing MATTIE a big canvas. FRIEND: Hey check out this art i bought. I think it's incredible. MATTIE: Uhh. What is it? PANEL 2: reverse shot, you can see it's just an enormous black dot on a canvas. FRIEND: It's the aggregate of all human creative output, in the totality of recorded history, averaged out and then printed on this canvas! PANEL 3: Shot from panel 1. MATTIE just kind of stares at the friend. FRIEND: I can see you think I'm stupid. Would an IDIOT spend 14 billion dollars on it? Hmm? FRIEND: Would an IDIOT have been MOVED TO TEARS by this? PANEL 4: Same shot, two people walk by, looking amazed. P1: Wow, the computers are getting so good! P2: We'll be replaced any day now!

the average | patreon.com/lubchansky

you said it, papageno but with IBS

today’s selection is Diarrhea Planet

wow hey new york it’s perfect weather for getting on your bike and tooling around listening to songs from a now-dead DIY scene you were on the periphery of when you were 25. good for the soul

🗣️🗣️🗣️BRAIN ATTACK 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

PANEL 1: A FRIEND showing MATTIE a big canvas. FRIEND: Hey check out this art i bought. I think it's incredible. MATTIE: Uhh. What is it? PANEL 2: reverse shot, you can see it's just an enormous black dot on a canvas. FRIEND: It's the aggregate of all human creative output, in the totality of recorded history, averaged out and then printed on this canvas! PANEL 3: Shot from panel 1. MATTIE just kind of stares at the friend. FRIEND: I can see you think I'm stupid. Would an IDIOT spend 14 billion dollars on it? Hmm? FRIEND: Would an IDIOT have been MOVED TO TEARS by this? PANEL 4: Same shot, two people walk by, looking amazed. P1: Wow, the computers are getting so good! P2: We'll be replaced any day now!

the average | patreon.com/lubchansky

still thinking about this.

perfect song perfect record

thinking about the part in THE BRIDE! where frankenstein’s monster says “hello my name is frankenstein”

Though it is day, the sun cannot be seen in Tehran today because of all the smoke following the US and Israel bombing Tehran's oil refineries. People on the ground describe it as armageddon. History will not forgive Reza Pahlavi, Masih Alinejad, Nazanin Boniadi, and all other "leaders" who tricked Iranians into thinking this war would set them free.

Oh my god: this is *daytime* in Tehran.

he did and it’s called licorice pizza

sometimes a beautiful woman is making a little joke :(

you gotta relax your abs for a second

it's so funny that we all decided to call old needles that need disposing "sharps." yes they are. they are sharp

so many people’s conceptions of genre fiction are so stunted and wrong. my conceptions are fine obviously

(remembering gameing stuff) turns out YOU are the boss and now YOU are moving around twice as fast and blinking red but in a good way,

(watching inglorious basterds) COOL hat on that guy

Publishing Queer Comics: The Art & Business of Visual Storytelling | Hive Mind Books

hey brooklyn! on thursday 3/19 i’m going to be on a panel at hive mind books about publishing your gay little comic. come thru www.hivemindbooks.com/events/47448...

NO GODS NO MAYORS: JACK TOMPKINS

uh-oh! they accidentally made a Bad Santa the mayor of a small town in the pine barrens. whoops! nogodsnomayors.com

Publishing Queer Comics: The Art & Business of Visual Storytelling | Hive Mind Books

hey brooklyn! on thursday 3/19 i’m going to be on a panel at hive mind books about publishing your gay little comic. come thru www.hivemindbooks.com/events/47448...

because I keep forgetting to mention it: LITERALLY ANYONE can nominate books for this prize! yes! that means you! you have until march 31st!