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I find it more satisfying to do it all at once, but reality usually dictates I go a couple times.

13.03.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it took just over a year to get from "I'll lower costs on day one" to "I'm raising prices and it's good, actually"

12.03.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 15149 πŸ” 3895 πŸ’¬ 368 πŸ“Œ 129

Automated cars. A flawless system.

11.03.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Only 1 million?

11.03.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of homer simpson says i sleep in a big bed with my wife ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson says i sleep in a big bed with my wife
11.03.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What are we even doing.

10.03.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🚨🚨🚨POP UP VIDEO. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. POP UP VIDEO.🚨🚨🚨

07.03.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This was actually very helpful.

07.03.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Got some lightning over here in the west metro.

07.03.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character from the simpsons says wait wait wait wait don 't go oh no not today ALT: a cartoon character from the simpsons says wait wait wait wait don 't go oh no not today

Shoot that’s too kind. Disregard. He’s more like Gil.

04.03.2026 13:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie talks to another man in a suit and tie who says i drove an eighty-thousand dollar ALT: a man in a suit and tie talks to another man in a suit and tie who says i drove an eighty-thousand dollar
04.03.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The most unhinged thing about modern life is that we've normalised paying $200 a month for the gym and $300 a month for wellness "supplements" but if someone charges $5 for a newsletter they wrote with their actual brain people act like they've been mugged at knifepoint

04.03.2026 10:17 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And I’ve selected my morning drive soundtrack for tomorrow!

04.03.2026 04:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey @serwewx.bsky.social check it out

04.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If the latest CEO is neurodivergent and also created the Oreo Shamrock McFlurry, then I think every company needs to change their leadership.

03.03.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.03.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Becuase IT’S NOT A GODDAMN DOCTOR

02.03.2026 12:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought that was milk!

02.03.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

West Texas Crude futures?

01.03.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
28.02.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You need to step down immediately.

28.02.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah but now with AI we could…
ugh.

28.02.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Food tasted better. The air seemed fresher.

27.02.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Associate with a pedophile, get shunned. This isn’t hard.

27.02.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Excuse me, sir, but Puffins are in the pantheon of breakfast cereals.

27.02.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just like the US Men’s hockey team, not everyone looks good in gold.

27.02.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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27.02.2026 17:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Couldn't beat us one way, so it's on to the next round.

25.02.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0