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Infosec old person who doesn't generally talk about infosec

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Oh do you mean "exotic movies"

11.03.2026 23:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't be silly, there's no effort to make Ai not harm humans

11.03.2026 23:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He also doesn't give a flying fuck about anything happening to anyone, so of course they should use the thing that is dangerous

11.03.2026 23:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What if, instead of steaming movies, there was local places you could pay a few bucks to borrow a blue ray for a few days.

Or if you didn't want to do that, you could have a few blue rays at a time sent to you via mail.

That would be neat.

11.03.2026 23:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Id pay to watch Greta decimate bill

11.03.2026 14:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I ran out of hope a long time ago

11.03.2026 13:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Small penis

11.03.2026 12:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I used to work for a govt contractor I used to stress about if it was OK to go to a vendor blackhat party and get a free drink, and the govt is pulling this kind of favoritism and waste.

11.03.2026 12:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm laughcrying

11.03.2026 12:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't help but feel with our interceptor resources and thaad setups dwindling, North Korea is about to enter the game

11.03.2026 12:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sure it is still this way for some. I just can't see past what startup culture did to anything new and exciting.

10.03.2026 14:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can tell you the one that hasn't happened yet it's hurting the most people

10.03.2026 11:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel sorry for younger folk who never got to experience the excitement of emerging tech.

When it was about seeing what we could figure out how to do, not to just make money.

When it wasn't immediately perverted and used against society.

10.03.2026 02:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thought it was a Simon game

10.03.2026 01:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you asking if passkeys are more secure than one time pass?

10.03.2026 01:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know if I ended up doing software testing/test plan writing as my first job out of college because I'm good at it or in good at it because it was my first job, but it is confusing how bad people are at it

10.03.2026 01:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Literally my life motto unfortunately.

09.03.2026 13:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like the 2020 election?

09.03.2026 12:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A lot of people said that last time too. You know, before he was a convicted felon who tried to overthrow an election

09.03.2026 12:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can we start with going cold turkey on the trump addiction

09.03.2026 12:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As much as I love seeing mtg so pissed off about how fucking wrong she was about her life choices, she really should shut the fuck up talking about "them" doing bad stuff. She is forever just as at fault.

09.03.2026 12:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some people prefer to go down on bitcoin

09.03.2026 11:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They going green yo

09.03.2026 01:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At this point I just watch these videos to look for signs that these fuckers face had strokes so I can say good.

09.03.2026 00:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What's confusing to me is they are bombing the shit out of everything and trump thinks they are also going to go out and take over the government? While getting bombed...

09.03.2026 00:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can think of a different purge id prefer

09.03.2026 00:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You are the last person I'd yell at

08.03.2026 12:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That is a lot of floof

08.03.2026 04:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mine don't go outside outside and I have very frequent bear visitors so they don't get patio access at night

07.03.2026 00:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How do you surrender in a war you didn't start.

07.03.2026 00:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0