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JD Vance loudly booed at the Winter Olympics today.

06.02.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 13707 πŸ” 2971 πŸ’¬ 858 πŸ“Œ 416
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John Oliver Slams Jimmy Kimmel Suspension: Disney Must Say No to Trump John Oliver used most of his 'Last Week Tonight' episode to condemn ABC's suspension of Jimmy Kimmel.

John Oliver Slams Jimmy Kimmel Suspension on β€˜Last Week Tonight,’ Urges Disney’s Bob Iger to Tell Trump Administration β€˜Fβ€” You, Make Me’

variety.com/2025/tv/news...

22.09.2025 06:21 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump border czar Tom Homan reportedly accepted $50,000 in cash from undercover FBI agents | Trump administration | The Guardian Alleged handoff occurred before Trump won second presidency, after which administration killed federal corruption case

Trump border czar Tom Homan reportedly accepted $50,000 in cash from undercover FBI agents

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

21.09.2025 03:24 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Palantir’s tools pose an invisible danger we are just beginning to comprehend | Juan Sebastian Pinto | The Guardian Weaponized AI surveillance platforms threaten human rights around the world. Here’s how they work

β€œPalantir’s tools pose an invisible danger we are just beginning to comprehend”

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

24.08.2025 19:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Israel Kills Six More Journalists in Gaza Around two hundred members of the media have now lost their lives since October 7.

Israel Kills Six More Journalists in Gaza

β€œAround two hundred members of the media have now lost their lives since October 7.”

www.cjr.org/the_media_to...

13.08.2025 08:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice - The Onion Share This Editorial

CONGRESS, NOW MORE THAN EVER, OUR NATION NEEDS YOUR COWARDICE

theonion.com/letter-to-co...

22.06.2025 16:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Much as I would not dare to predict the consequences of this war, I do think we can summarize it thusly so far:

A smart and evil man manipulated a stupid and evil man into a war against a fanatical and evil regime.

22.06.2025 01:37 πŸ‘ 44421 πŸ” 10314 πŸ’¬ 1817 πŸ“Œ 707

Moment of Gratitude: CloudFlare

CloudFlare saved the Internet Archive servers from a DDOS yesterday.

Max rate of this DDOS attack was 525 Gbps (44.93 Mpps) of a "TCP flood"

@archive.org does not have enough bandwidth to fend off that kind of attack = wouldbe bad saturday.

Thank you #CloudFlare

15.06.2025 23:13 πŸ‘ 1206 πŸ” 177 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 5

Yeah, so this is not supposed to happen.

13.06.2025 22:48 πŸ‘ 435 πŸ” 102 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 3

the fact that people were told β€œtoday you are going to an elementary school to lie to teachers and kidnap kids” and didn’t immediately tell their bosses to go fuck themselves is all you need to know about why ICE should be dismantled

10.06.2025 01:44 πŸ‘ 19195 πŸ” 6647 πŸ’¬ 262 πŸ“Œ 192

Update on this. Apparently the bill just passed the House... 409-2.

So, uh, yeah. A ton of Dems just gave the Trump FTC more power to censor the internet. Great job guys.

28.04.2025 23:09 πŸ‘ 3374 πŸ” 1361 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 204
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What the Courts Can Still Do to Constrain Trump - The Atlantic Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s deportation case is a test for the rule of law.

β€œWhat the Courts Can Still Do to Constrain Trump”

www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

16.04.2025 13:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING: The House passed a bill that limits judges' ability to block the Trump administration's unconstitutional actions nationwide.

This bill is a threat to the rule of law and endangers all of our rights β€” the Senate must reject it.

09.04.2025 23:54 πŸ‘ 2300 πŸ” 953 πŸ’¬ 83 πŸ“Œ 95
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IRS acting commissioner is resigning after deal to share immigrants' tax information with ICE The Internal Revenue Service’s acting commissioner is resigning over a deal to share immigrants’ tax data with Immigration and Customs Enforcement for the purpose of identifying and deporting people i...

Courage is contagious: IRS leaders are right to resign over the outrageous deal for taxpayers’ information to be used in sweeping immigration efforts. apnews.com/article/irs-...

09.04.2025 00:53 πŸ‘ 571 πŸ” 88 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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CISA braces for more cuts, threat-intel efforts are doomed β€’ The Register Analysis: Will 'gutting' the civilian defense agency make American cybersecurity great again?

β€œAs CISA braces for more cuts, threat intel sharing takes a hit”

www.theregister.com/2025/04/08/c...

So short-sighted. This will just make us less safe.

08.04.2025 02:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Exclusive | Ousted Vaccine Chief Says RFK Jr.’s Team Sought Data to Justify Anti-Science Stance Dr. Peter Marks says the new health secretary’s team wants to show vaccines aren’t safe while promoting dangerous and unproven treatments.

β€œKennedy’s team requested that Marks turn over data on cases of brain swelling and deaths caused by the measles vaccineβ€”data that Marks said doesn’t exist because there have been no such confirmed cases in the U.S.” www.wsj.com/health/healt...

04.04.2025 19:42 πŸ‘ 10475 πŸ” 3943 πŸ’¬ 210 πŸ“Œ 287
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Israeli Malware Maker Linked To Six Government Purchasers, Abusive Deployments | Techdirt Israel-located NSO Group may no longer be a malware option for the US and other discerning governments around the world, thanks to blacklists, lawsuits, and its disturbing willingness to sell to so…

Israeli Malware Maker Linked To Six Government Purchasers, Abusive Deployments

www.techdirt.com/2025/04/04/i...

05.04.2025 03:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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We took over the giant screen at Farage’s big rally in Birmingham

28.03.2025 21:50 πŸ‘ 14736 πŸ” 4876 πŸ’¬ 543 πŸ“Œ 496
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When I read the details of what ICE did in this caseβ€”showing up at the house of a young protestor’s parents, texting them out of the blueβ€”a wave of familiarity washed over me. It eerily reminds me of the way China seeks to intimidate student activists and journalists

24.03.2025 23:08 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Is it safe to travel to the United States with your phone right now? | The Verge Know your rights, but also minimize your risk.

Recent high-profile deportations began with phone searches at airports. What are your rights? The answer: it depends.

https://www.theverge.com/policy/634264/customs-border-protection-search-phone-airport-rights

25.03.2025 02:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
With New Decree, Trump Threatens Lawyers and Law Firms - The New York Times A presidential memorandum aimed at lawyers everywhere struck a menacing tone.

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/03/22/us/politics/trump-memo-lawyers.html

How dare you question the government?

23.03.2025 20:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is completely fucked up. I know everything is fucked up, but THIS is why universities need to stand up and fight, not cave like Columbia did. NOTHING will satisfy them, and all the capitulation just leads to more demands and humiliation.

14.03.2025 00:42 πŸ‘ 2702 πŸ” 676 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 18
DomainHunter: A Distributed System for Identifying Potentially Malicious Domains DomainHunter is a distributed system built on Cloudflare Workers designed to help security teams identify, analyze, and respond to potentially malicious domains.

Built a simple tool using Cloudflare’s Brand Protection to detect suspicious domains and alert companies to spear phishing attempts (sometimes) before they happen.

https://rainbowtabl.es/domainhunter-identifying-malicious-domains/

13.03.2025 22:58 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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'Spineless' Rubio blasted for demand Zelensky apologize to Trump following CNN interview - Alternet.org After U.S. President Donald Trump angrily berated visiting Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky during a televised Friday, February 28 meeting in the White House, hawkish neocon John Bolton urged Secretary of State Marco Rubio to resign from the second Trump Administration. Bolton, who served as n...

https://www.alternet.org/rubio-zelensky-trump-cnn-collins/

Why does Zelensky need to be the adult in a room filled with children?

01.03.2025 20:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Trump administration retreats in fight against Russian cyber threats | US national security | The Guardian Recent incidents indicate US is no longer characterizing Russia as a cybersecurity threat, marking a radical departure: β€˜Putin is on the inside now’

I guess they’re an ally now.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/feb/28/trump-russia-hacking-cyber-security

01.03.2025 01:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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One of the Grimmest Days in American Diplomacy - The Atlantic Today marked one of the grimmest days in the history of American diplomacy.

What a complete disgrace.

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2025/02/ukraine-us-relations-trump/681880/

01.03.2025 01:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

thoughts and prayers for their jobs -- at least they are consistent.

27.02.2025 17:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

From a FOIA perspective, "the entire federal workforce should write down and email what they did last week" is extremely funny

23.02.2025 00:49 πŸ‘ 10413 πŸ” 1558 πŸ’¬ 190 πŸ“Œ 75

But... but... but... the DOJ said that Elon had no authority other than to advise the President.

23.02.2025 00:56 πŸ‘ 541 πŸ” 96 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 3

Right? Trump's DOJ lawyers said straight-up in an official court filing that Musk was NOT an employee of DOGE and has "no actual or formal authority." So ignore the shit out of his bullshit tweets and threats. He ain't the boss of you..

www.cbsnews.com/news/elon-mu...

23.02.2025 01:05 πŸ‘ 176 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0