July

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(horny anarchist voice) the only change from the inside i want is to my guts

problematic anime titties

what if our hands touched while following proper food safety procedures? what if we both blushed? what if we both then had to wash our hands a second time?

“I really need to find it“ yeah do you need a PIN number for it too? tautological bitch

why is everyone always looking for propyl alcohol?? oh you’re “disinfecting a wound”? Just have a regular beer, chill.

A reporter once asked A.J. Muste, a Dutch-born American clergyman and pacifist who protested against the Vietnam War, "Do you really think you are going to change the policies of this country by standing out here alone at night in front of the White House with a candle?" Muste replied softly, "Oh I don't do this to change the country. I do this so the country won't change me."

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wait till people learn everyone has their own neural net they can train with whatever they want and get it to output the weirdest most personalized shit imaginable

There are so many things that need to be abolished which wouldn't need to be abolished and would infact be awesome if they were exclusively the property of lesbians. Trilbies, auteurs, pickup trucks, gun violence, all innocents ruined by their association with cishet men

Getting a 4D printer so I can make a little time for myself

Instead of going down a (long) list of how these portrayals are poorly done, I can offer some writing advice.

Speaking as someone who sees a lot of poor representation, as both a trans woman and a woman of color from an oft-exoticized culture, I think I can offer some insight.

So. Stereotypes.

Explain to the arresting officer that we are all made of the same starborne substance and our time here is precious and unique

I put "Phobia" on the shopping list as a bit and my roommate colluded with @phobia.bsky.social to put this adorable doodle in the grocery bags

maybe the real loogies were the friends we horked along the way

“Is it okay for a social media platform to be an echo chamber” back in the day we had websites and websites were generally focused on a single topic and if you were into that topic you would visit that website and if you weren’t into that topic you just didn’t go on that website and it was fine

The Muppets' Romance of the Three Kingdoms

20 years ago we were suing teenagers for millions of dollars because they were torrenting a single Metallica album and now billionaires are demanding the free right to every work in history, so that they can re-sell it.

The law only ever serves capital.

real problem i'm calling "Riff Collapse" lately where you make a little joke about something and people just use it as an opportunity to give you their little take about the thing you're riffing on.......a fragile riff ecology is at stake here

trans women banned from DID/OSDD for having a biological advantage at dissociation

call me the Hannah Montana Boot the way i’m tryna get filled with milk and slammed against the wall

a beautiful pink pastel skull with blue mushrooms and a bright pink frog on a charcoal grey background Text reads: if being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now artist @twinklingtoad

gentle reminder:

[first date]

me: do you think Polish frogs are purebred or do they mix with frogs from other countries

her: so this is what you do? stupid little jokes?

me: are their babies 100% pole, or just a tad pole

her: *pulling out bear mace*

I should be asleep in the trunk of a moving car

some guy: i don’t believe in all that supernatural stuff
vampire: you seem like a very raisinable man

getting tgirl wasted (one strong PBR and half a gummy)

blood on my face is actually gender, not many people know this