The word opaque pmo
The word opaque pmo
One of my gfโs friends referred to me as (my gfโs) โridiculously hot girlfriendโ when I wasnโt there and Iโm sorry but WHAT
My gfโs time awareness is impressive.
They put something in the toaster oven, came to the room to watch our show, then suddenly got up and left the room and then DING went off.
They did this TWICE. They got up BEFORE THE DING. While we were watching a showww!
How?!????
Sometimes I wonder if people see me as a Suggested Follow on social media and it pisses them off. ๐
I filmed myself trying that pierce the veil trend and I never felt like such a gremlin in my liiiiife ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
I used to think tea was gross. Every time someone made tea for me it just tasted like bitter hot water with a weird hint of herbal taste.
My gf has completely converted me. They make tea so delicious. I love tea now. ๐
I donโt trust any โsafe spaceโ that makes that their whole personality and structures that space very similarly to the way the โunsafe spaceโ did.
My gf is always so fckn CUTE. All the time. I catch myself staring when they donโt even realize it and I melt. When theyโre walking, scrolling on their phone, eating dinner, sleeping, talking, EXISTING. Ugh. Iโm obsessed. ๐ฅฐ๐๐๐
All the heart eyes ๐๐๐
Why do I get so excited at clientโs birthdays? I am processing their paperwork like, โOooh an Aries. Weโd def be friends.โ
Tbh I only know the birth month of like 3 signs ๐ I am NOT super into astrology so I donโt know why I do this ha
You donโt owe shit to your family. Find the people that support and love you well, not just for appearances. Make THEM your family.
"The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb." fr
Fack
Why does my wife have to go to work DURING PRIDE MONTH??? This is unacceptable. I need to speak with the manager.
10/10 advice baby! Sapphic fantasy dates are where itโs at ๐ฅฐ
A mirror selfie of Tato smiling and wearing a black corset and white off the shoulder top. They are standing in front of a picture of giant Jesus standing over a bunch of people running away, blurred horrified faces towards the camera
Felt cute and thought that picture was funny ๐คฃ
The world needs more sapphic pirates!! ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐
Why did I just read โmore detailed breakdownโ as โmental breakdownโ
Iโm tired ๐ฎโ๐จ
I feel this
โTrust me.โ My wife pulled me away from the clothing rack I had been sifting through . They informed me that a man had been staring at me creepily.
For a second I blamed myself. Only for a second though.
F*ck purity culture. Wear what you want. Hold creeps accountable for being creepy
Every damn day.
A selfie of Tato winking and smiling while holding up a peace sign in true millennial fashion. They are wearing a black crop top tank top that is embroidered with the words โwomen donโt owe you shitโ in white.
My religious indoctrination healing looks like me lounging in my โWomen donโt owe you shitโ crop top that my wife bought for me bc I mentioned I wanted one once ๐
Oh my gods I think I would laugh uncontrollably if 2019 me had to meet current me
A selfie of Tato winking and smiling while holding up a peace sign in true millennial fashion. They are wearing a black crop top tank top that is embroidered with the words โwomen donโt owe you shitโ in white.
My religious indoctrination healing looks like me lounging in my โWomen donโt owe you shitโ crop top that my wife bought for me bc I mentioned I wanted one once ๐
Oh my gods I think I would laugh uncontrollably if 2019 me had to meet current me
He shut us up in the TNE community when there was outcry about Tony Jones so Iโm not surprised the comments are off on IG too. The reports about the vehicle incident line up with how he โhandledโ the Tony Jones incident so I fully believe it. Heโs consistent for sure
When someone who refuses to hear any criticism about himself and actively silences his community so he can control the narrative has a full report made public about his controlling behaviors and misconduct
This monthโs luteal phase has been ROUGH ๐ญ
It makes me think of oily clothes every single time
Why is butter a measurement of softness for clothing ๐ง
You know those family members who rarely come around and just kind of lie low?
I understand them now
funny how I joined this app in 2023 for flirts as a shy late in life lesbian and now i just fangirl over my wife
hi yes i often have impeccable attention to detail but sometimes i am this