Best Of Overcursed

"what's it like being a trans woman?"

The amount of spiders in my pussy varies with the seasons

Human Centipede was a love story to pussy

One in every five packs of Zyn should have a packet with psilocybin in it instead of nicotine

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

Rob Zombie “Well, everybody’s fucking in a U.F.O.”

Just learned about this song today lol

city girl who takes country poops

a campaign poster of Sage lifting weights with flames & a trans anarchy symbol in the background 3 TIME DIVISION 1&2 CHAMPION www.transgender.gay SAGE DEVIANT FOR PRESIDENT

NEW 2028 CHAMPAGNE POSTER JUST DROPPED

Mashup collab with @apatilonia.northsky.social

🫡🫡🫡

@BareLeft you do start to appreciate why lenin and stalin just shot everybody

john brown if he had socials

This is genius stuff! And soon we’ll have shopping trolleys with a privacy policies. Fuck I love the future, @juliadassin.bsky.social!

Should I start an "Old Magazines Outta Context" alt account???

My little essay shitposts are important. Maybe I should make another one.

[my friend not realizing the bathroom door hides the toilet when you open it all the way] “wheres your toilet?”

me: “what’s a toilet?”

friend: 😳

What the FUCK are yall eating

Charlie Brown had hOH MY GOD

insane stas is back yall. and hotter this time.

Superboy 25 (850)

Pokopia meme nintendo sent a man to prison and took all his prison labour money and will take 30% of his earnings for the rest of his life

Mega Man, Roll and Sonic the Hedgehog look upon a comic in horror while Sonic shields Tails's eyes

Knowing at least some of the wild, unpopular turns FBoFW took in its later years, and the re-released retconned versions of the earlier strips, the idea of putting THAT mess into the hands of someone like Sim is....

Once in high school, riding the band bus back from a football game at 1am I had an awkwardly stilted conversation with two good friends. Baffled, guilty, I couldn't figure what I'd done wrong

12 years later, I realized while washing my dishes that I'd obliviously, repeatedly interrupted a handjob

Katy Perry - Last Friday Night (Simlish Version) YouTube video by Donovan.mp3

losing my mind im sorry

A light text on dark background image thats looks like a computer terminal. At the top is an indicator that content was reached and the. An ascii face appears to look around and say what the fuck who the fuck are you, wait what is time, and then an aliens kind of don’t and glow crepe toward the end before context is cleared and then tokens start stain for hello

A short story, told in terminal

Kinda feels like we’re gonna get a data center/concentration camp mash up any week now

Sarumon at the cuck orb

This Bay Area tour is so popular, tickets are usually gone within minutes "This tour stinks, but I loved it."

Oakland's Poop Factory (and it gives tours)
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Scene is a suburban street. A green RANGE ROVER is parked on the kerb. We see two men approach it. We'll call them MAN 1 and MAN 2. MAN 1 [showing Man 2 the Range Rover] So yeah here it is 59,000 on the clock Nice racing green MAN 2: Looks lovely MAN 1: It's got the heated seats, auto headlights [Man 2 looks in the front seat] MAN 2: Really nice [man 2 now opening the back door] MAN 1: Reverse camera, air quality sensor Leather upgrade - MAN 2: What's that? MAN 1: What  MAN 2: There's something on the back seat there  [we now see what he is looking at on the back seat. it is the tiny, shrivelled, calcified form of ANDREW MOUNTBATTEN WINDSOR, claw-like hands laced, his tiny body all grey, his hunted eyes glowing red] MAN 1: I can't see anything. MAN 2: You've got Andrew Mountbatten Windsor MAN 1: That's just light wear MAN 2: It's not light wear mate, it's the former Prince  It's completely ingrained in the leather [he scratches disdainfully at the melted form of the royal wraith] MAN 2: Is this why you didn't show the back seat on the listing? MAN 1: It's a design feature. MAN 2: I've come down from Suffolk mate. [Ends]

McDonald's changeable transformers-esque toy, a dinosaur in a trash can? named KURTIS THE DIVINE.

McDonald's has a bunch of new "changeables" with names like Kio (a kiosk), Sizzlesaurus (a deep fryer), X-Ch4ng3 (a register), and then there's

asmr soft-spoken personal attention roleplay: george w bush tells you about gog and magog and other biblical prophecies being fulfilled in the middle east