Angel Luis Colón

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

Just give them clown shoes.

This is indicative of the most troubling aspect of late stage capitalism: nothing must progress. All must stagnate. Watch the same things. Eat the same things. Bars remain set.

Bugs Bunny in a tux saying "I wish all trans children a very live long enough to get revenge"

All I wanted was a fucking hoverboard and these dinguses gave me the collapse of an empire.

This was the attorney representing DHS/ICE here in Minnesota who told a judge “the system sucks, this job sucks” and wanted to be held in contempt so she could get some sleep.

Proposed campaign slogan “Julie Le: Oh Great, I Get to Deal With Even More Fucking Bullshit”

It's that same mindset your worst uncle has.

"They waste their money on TVs and cars!" he'll screech as he hides how in debt he is from buying two Audis this year.

None of this shit is new. There's a LONG history of keeping servants and the lesser class as invisible as possible.

I remain convinced social media truly broke the rich. They saw normal people smiling and enjoying life without needing a private helicopter to move ten feet and it fucked with them.

I hate using it as an example, and maybe it's indicative (totally is) of how evil the idiot who wrote it is, but the elite want us all to be like house elves.

Yep. My take is the rich/over-privileged relish the idea of a world where labor is invisible. They want to exploit us, but would LOVE if they can do it without ever having to look at us.

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The publishing industry's lack of confidence in authors and its own ability to create careers for them is pathetic and, in the end, self-defeating.

My last three reposts are three different ways AI is fundamentally damaging our culture.

I’ve also received six emails this morning all written by AI. Two are scams claiming to be from famous writers who are fans of my work. It’s exhausting having to wade through slop and scams just to do my job

The troubles

A key thing about corporate use of genAI is that it removes all the friction involved between the executives' weird fetish shit and inner thoughts, and public display

It does to corporations what alcohol does to a bigot.

Remains one of the most thoroughly disturbing books I've ever read. The first chapters are fucking bonkers.

Yo, what?

I’m also a teenager who can make stuff up, I accept billion dollar donations via Venmo.

Strongly encourage all academics, novelists, reporters, bloggers, whatever to just email this account and state that you want to opt out of this idiocy.

Overload them with emails and make them regret they ever tried this shit.

expertoptout@superhuman.com

Comical levels of evil and corruption.

The rejected first verse of “Don’t Stop Believing”

Even white Dems make this mistake constantly:

When they see 90%+ of Black voters voting for a candidate, they cannot accept that this means that the candidate is an overwhelmingly better choice than the others.

Instead, they believe that "Black people vote for Black people! Racial solidarity!🤡"

I swear. When they turned on there hadron collider in 2016, we got sucked into an episode of 30 Rock. Swift singing about sexy babies, MILF Manor being a thing, our political situation is basically the Brooklyn Without Limits episode. Sing Dem Blues White Woman basically exists. And now this:

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Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

@CNN Pizza shop workers took down an armed robber -- but when police took off his mask, they discovered he was their old boss.

and he would have got away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids

Veep x 10

The confusion was typified by Chris Wright, the U.S. energy secretary, saying on social media that a Navy warship had "successfully escorted" an oil tanker through the Strait of Hormuz, where the war has slowed ship traffic. Shortly afterward, a military official said that had not happened, and the social media post was deleted.

Like seriously. A more incompetent government does not exist. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/03...