RESPECTFUL pump'n'dump

It's a designated sausage couch so it's cool

Although right now, my big dog is curled up like a lil comma tucked under my chin, with his whole big face shoved into my throat as he snores away, and that's a very nice alternate way to get the lullaby snore vibrations.

One of the best things about big barrel-chested dogs is being able to rest the full weight of your head on their belly and let their cavernous snores gently vibrate through your skull until you also fall asleep.

A large golden brown mastiff dog lies on a floral blanket on a small couch. He's curled up in a circle.

sleepy sausage patty now

A large golden brown mastiff dog sits on a floral blanket on a small couch. He's facing away from the camera, looking out the open window with his head resting on a pink shag throw on the backrest of the couch.

Sweet sausage-tubey boy keeping watch.

It used to be my party trick when in similarly nerdy company, plus using it to fall asleep kept it ingrained into my 20s, but alas, nowadays I can only pull up maybe the first 20-25 digits offhand. 😔

Will forever choose memorizing over math, tho. Math is never the way! There is always a loophole!!!

Happy pi day to what I can now recognize as an early sign of ADHD: me in the last month of 7th grade memorizing pi to 100 digits during class instead of paying attention/doing homework, bc the extra credit offered for reciting it at the end of the year was enough to scoot me into a passing grade. :D

Heh. Vex/Jester sun, Grog/Caleb moon, aaaand Keyleth/Caduceus rising.

Sounds about right. 😂

A picture of a simple solution to the situation in Strait of Hormuz where oiltankers would simply hit a trampoline and backflip over to the other side of the strait to avoid the dangers completely.

Saw the best and most realistic solution on reddit:

I just don't think it's that much to ask that all my clothes be warm and comfy jewel-toned cable knit sweaters ok!!!

/sulkily closes tabs of expensive and soon-to-be seasonally inappropriate clothes >:(

An embroidery of BTS's Jimin and Jungkook performing. Jungkook has his arms around Jimin and is singing. Jimin is blond and wearing a white jacket; Jungkook is brown haired and wearing a striped shirt and brown jacket. The photo it's based on is underneath.

Another #fandomtrumpshate Craft Bazaar auction: a fantastic #btsfanart piece by @strangecobwebs.bsky.social of Jimin and Jungkook. It's SO GOOD.

I love her pls smush your face gently into hers and tell her i love her for me ty 😭

OH my god OH MY GOD

He had free access to his foster mom's yard via doggy door when he was in AL, so I....may end up just moving a desk out here so I can work while he gets in all his tummy-time on the grass. :3

His face wrinkles honestly work overtime 24/7 and it's the best 🥰

(I really need to get back to work. >.< But sunny! Sunny grass! Sunny grass with dog!!!)

A large golden brown mastiff dog rests his nose on a humans forearm. Both are lying on the grassy ground outside on their stomachs.

He wanted to sunbathe so I'm out here too now, almost definitely lying in rabbit poop. Beats working though.

nooo no deactivating pls we need rex content

I keep meaning to and then not doing it SO: before the end of the week, I am GOING to find a definitive answer (this has not happened; I am just...catastrophizing or preparing depending on your pov lol) re: legal nuance of being laid off for reasonable cause in the protected 6 months post-pfml.

FUCKING GODDAMN HELL YEAH

First day back at work after the longest PFML I've taken yet.

Once again, have a week+ backlog of incomplete work to finish from the people supposed to be covering for me.

Nice to see nothing's changed.

I actually spent most of my largely-sleepless night pondering the potential "practical aspects" of buying different kinds of animal hybrids within those types of AUs, though, which was pretty fun.

And then if someone comes along and steals that emotion while you're switching it up, you're just shit outta luck.

A bunch, but you're only allowed to have one at once, like the witches that pass their only eye around.

*scrubs at face* I am too immersed in fic worlds because this had a whole different meaning I had to reset my brain to figure out.

REVELATION.

NO "S".

🚫❌🚫BOOK OF REVELATIONS🚫❌🚫

✅👍✅ BOOK OF REVELATION. ✅👍✅

(Listen, I've worked to become less of an annoying pedant but this one is out of my hands: the ex-ev autist in me is overpowering the ex-ev cptsd and I've lost control.)

"Having the characters always wear a zombie-guts poncho wouldn't make good TV". IT COULD THOUGH!! Girl the main reason I watch apocalypse genre stuff is because it's usually an inherently great source of improvised/guerilla warfare tropes; just switch to effectively seige warfare and BAM cool tv!!!

Oh, you figure out a totally effective way to evade the walkers in one of the very first episodes and then NEVER PROACTIVELY USE THE STRATEGY AGAIN to the point you're losing people left and right because ??? why!!! because why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm rewatching The Walking Dead and just continue to be exasperated at every choice everyone makes.

On the one hand, it's annoying that I always start coloring in my coloring book designs before I finish the design in full.

On the other hand, I inevitably fuck up the coloring in some tiny way that nonetheless makes me abandon the page entirely, so REALLY I'm SAVING myself time and effort! #logic