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This is why the Midwest is the best place to raise kids

11.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s always the ones you already knew about

06.03.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 76 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dear Russia,

Iran's fire is making oil prices spike.

Spiking oil prices makes economic problems for us, so we're making it easier for you to sell more oil.

In sum, Iranian military success against us reduces economic pressure on you.

Just, you know, FYI.

Sincerely,
The geniuses leading America

07.03.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 1365 πŸ” 402 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 7
NYT Hed/Dek: Slurs Filled a Chat Created by a Republican Party Official in Florida
After the secretary of the Miami-Dade County Republican Party created the chat for college students, it devolved into slurs against Black and Jewish people.

NYT Hed/Dek: Slurs Filled a Chat Created by a Republican Party Official in Florida After the secretary of the Miami-Dade County Republican Party created the chat for college students, it devolved into slurs against Black and Jewish people.

put it in a museum

06.03.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 886 πŸ” 116 πŸ’¬ 62 πŸ“Œ 101

If this post resonates with you, schedule your colonoscopy today.

06.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 159 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1
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nyt website currently resembles one of those mock covers people made before 2016 election: economy floundering, war in the middle east, scandal-plagued cabinet sec, brazen corruption....

06.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 2467 πŸ” 519 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 20

wait is that the inspiration for dan flashes

06.03.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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For the last time:
You can pick your friends.
And you can pick your nose.
But you can't....

06.03.2026 05:04 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

They also have to contend with a profoundly ignorant and unreasonable electorate.

06.03.2026 11:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Reactionaries convinced us for decades that something like gender studies has no practical use in society, and I know many reasonable people also believe(d?) this. It was the butt of the joke for as log as I can remember.

But OMG does this video drive home the point they were wrong.

06.03.2026 10:52 πŸ‘ 204 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

But also, Mullin is terrible and an idiot, Chuck

06.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 214 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 1
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At CBS News, where staffers are apparently barred from reading history books, the hostilities between Iran and the US don’t begin until 1979.

04.03.2026 12:01 πŸ‘ 2151 πŸ” 453 πŸ’¬ 74 πŸ“Œ 44

I agree, quite apart from the merits of the case. Alito could only defend the Supreme Court's authority to intervene by grievously misrepresenting the facts. The reality is that there's no plausible argument SCOTUS had the power to do what it did. Why didn't that matter to six justices?

04.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 1523 πŸ” 445 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 13

i am told on here all the time that theres just nothing democrats can do in congress and that its pointless to do messaging bills and yet here is a member of the fucking majority - one of the worst cretins -- doing just that.

04.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 555 πŸ” 108 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 4

/2 Also this is the Trumpist/Modern Right exemplar of performative needy masculinity. Look at me using violence! I am a big tough man! I demonstrate the righteousness of our side and the evil of the other side with force!

At least he didn’t strangle the guy. Must not want an Andreesen job.

05.03.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 1170 πŸ” 82 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 0

I like to argue and I like to pet cats but I don't argue with seminarians and I don't pet tigers

05.03.2026 04:03 πŸ‘ 537 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 2
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What’s with these elected politicians who think that people can’t understand why sexual harassment is wrong unless you have a wife and/or a daughter?

04.03.2026 11:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the truth

03.03.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Viewpoint diversity, FTW!!!

03.03.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 321 πŸ” 67 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2

It’s wild to watch the handful of right wing grifters who have an iq over 80 just melt down occasionally because of how obvious the hypocrisy and grift is.

03.03.2026 12:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So operation "epic fury" is a "major combat operation" but is too limited in scope to be called a war, and a "special military operation" is not an invasion but a retreat during it is a "goodwill gesture".

The post truth age has become the post satire era.

03.03.2026 08:26 πŸ‘ 1164 πŸ” 228 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 9
Tweet from Ryan Grim: "Understand what Neera is arguing for here: she thinks that no Democratic candidate should appear on any podcast where a host has flirted with conspiracy theories around Charlie Kirk and Israel. I don't think she understands how many podcasts that includes.

And if you make the opposite argument, and say no, actually, tens of millions of people love those shows, Democrats should be on them, she says I'm "defending anti-semitic conspiracy podcasters." The good news is that this stuff doesn't work anymore. Save your breath, nobody cares."

Tweet from Ryan Grim: "Understand what Neera is arguing for here: she thinks that no Democratic candidate should appear on any podcast where a host has flirted with conspiracy theories around Charlie Kirk and Israel. I don't think she understands how many podcasts that includes. And if you make the opposite argument, and say no, actually, tens of millions of people love those shows, Democrats should be on them, she says I'm "defending anti-semitic conspiracy podcasters." The good news is that this stuff doesn't work anymore. Save your breath, nobody cares."

I really don't think "There are so many antisemitic podcasts out there that you just can't help but appear on them" is the defense they think it is.

02.03.2026 14:07 πŸ‘ 2865 πŸ” 564 πŸ’¬ 83 πŸ“Œ 101
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Why your coding agent keeps undoing your architecture Think of your codebase as a state machine. The code is the current state. The architectural decisions are the transitions.

"Your coding agent is not malicious. It's amnesiac."

mahdiyusuf.com/why-your-cod...

13.02.2026 12:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

are you here too?

11.02.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bezos has friends who want to visit

11.02.2026 13:24 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean at this point that’s the absolute best fucking thing we can get out of republicans

11.02.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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two men are talking to each other and one of them is saying you keep using that word . ALT: two men are talking to each other and one of them is saying you keep using that word .
11.02.2026 12:11 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œMichael Tracey and other credible journalists” is one of the shortest phrases you could use to demonstrate that you are a fucking idiot.

11.02.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Both sides are bad but Dems are always worse" is the main guiding principle

09.02.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 443 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 8

Take my money

07.02.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0