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@coelycanth

haver of many names and hobbies

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we were meant to live for so much more . half we lost ourselves ?

25.09.2025 17:09 πŸ‘ 2615 πŸ” 804 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 17

like I’m sorry you’ve lived your whole life believing in genitomancy but just because something is the common way of doing things doesn’t mean it’s true or that it accounts for all situations. bsffrrn.

03.09.2025 13:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œyOu cAn’t dEnY HoW YoU WeRe bOrN”

yeah and I can’t deny which zodiac sign I was born under, either. that doesn’t mean horoscopes aren’t a bunch of Barnum statements…

03.09.2025 13:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character says ha-ha while pointing his finger Alt: Nelson from the simpsons says ha-ha while pointing his finger

listen, as a person? I’m sad your feed is presumably now full of reply guys. but as your friend??

01.09.2025 15:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œb-b-but evolutionary fitness-β€œ how bout fitness di- [*I am taken out by a woke sniper*]

(jk, actual answer: evolutionary fitness is a complex topic that’s unethical to apply to modern humans. see: eugenics. coincidentally, many transphobes are also eugenicists, but that’s not saying anything new.)

29.08.2025 16:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

then, when you ask them about people born without gametes, it’s suddenly defined by chromosomes. how many viable combinations of chromosomes are there, again? (answer: way more than 2)

29.08.2025 14:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œmaking small gametes means you’re male and making large gametes means you’re female. we know this because we found the small gametes in males and the large gametes in females. how did they know they were male and female? because of the size of their gametes.”

circular logic is circular

29.08.2025 14:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

all models are wrong, some idiots are useful, do not mistake the model for the thing itself, etc etc

29.08.2025 14:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

casual reminder that any definition of biological sex that divides the concept into a clean binary has to ignore reality to do it πŸ‘

29.08.2025 14:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Increasingly Powerful Trans Person Capable Of Using Every Single Bathroom At Once EVERYWHEREβ€”As the influence of the nation’s transgender individuals continues to encroach on the freedoms of the U.S. populace, sources confirmed Tuesday that increasingly powerful trans person Tori R...

Increasingly Powerful Trans Person Capable Of Using Every Single Bathroom At Once

07.05.2025 21:59 πŸ‘ 12440 πŸ” 2314 πŸ’¬ 140 πŸ“Œ 132

"unfortunately it has disappeared into the mists of time" -me trying to remember something i thought of or did 10 minutes ago

02.05.2025 08:13 πŸ‘ 140 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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25.04.2025 05:25 πŸ‘ 12963 πŸ” 4297 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 54

Hi it's me, the cat. Brushing your teeth, eh? Or shaving or something? I don't actually know, I'm just a cat. Just wondering if you needed somebody to nuzzle anything you set down too close to the edge of the counter and knock it on the floor. Deodorant, cologne bottle, whatever. Here for you boo

24.04.2025 11:50 πŸ‘ 1327 πŸ” 145 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 12
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18.04.2025 17:20 πŸ‘ 375 πŸ” 82 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 4

This same playbook appears to be unfolding across multiple federal agencies, with DOGE operatives gaining quiet access to sensitive systems and extracting vast amounts of data without oversight.

17.04.2025 20:20 πŸ‘ 3211 πŸ” 489 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 7

But instead of being protected, he was targeted. A threatening note was taped to his door, revealing private information and overhead drone photos of him walking his dog. The message was clear: stay silent. He didn’t. He went public.

17.04.2025 20:20 πŸ‘ 3133 πŸ” 454 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 19

One of the NLRB’s IT staffers documented everything and submitted a formal disclosure to Congress and other oversight bodies.

17.04.2025 20:20 πŸ‘ 2988 πŸ” 366 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 2

Almost immediately after DOGE accounts were created, login attempts beganβ€”from a Russian IP address. These weren’t random hacks. Whoever it was had the correct usernames and passwords. The timing was so fast it suggested that credentials had either been stolen, leaked, or shared.

17.04.2025 20:20 πŸ‘ 4480 πŸ” 976 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 44

Then, large amounts of data began disappearing from the system. This wasn’t routine dataβ€”it included sensitive information on union strategies, ongoing legal cases, corporate secrets, and even personal details of workers and officials.

17.04.2025 20:20 πŸ‘ 3836 πŸ” 666 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 22

Soon after, DOGE installed a virtual system inside the agency’s servers that operated in secret. This system left no logs, no trace of its activity, and was removed without a record of what had been done.

17.04.2025 20:20 πŸ‘ 3597 πŸ” 582 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 18

They claimed their mission was to improve efficiency and cut costs. But what followed raised serious alarms inside the agency and revealed a dangerous abuse of power and access.

17.04.2025 20:20 πŸ‘ 3450 πŸ” 407 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

In early March, a group of Musk-affiliated staffers from the so-called Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) arrived at the National Labor Relations Board (NLRB), the federal agency responsible for protecting workers’ rights and handling union disputes.

17.04.2025 20:20 πŸ‘ 3690 πŸ” 625 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 50

We apologize for the length of this post, but we felt it was important to share the full details with you.

17.04.2025 20:20 πŸ‘ 11497 πŸ” 3913 πŸ’¬ 325 πŸ“Œ 780

western countries love to say 'arent you glad you don't live in one of those horrible places where you're persecuted for your gender or sexuality?' and then persecute you for your gender or sexuality

16.04.2025 09:47 πŸ‘ 1768 πŸ” 650 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2

related: I failed myself as a person today (commented on a local news FB page about shit in the UK and started arguing with transphobes)

16.04.2025 17:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I Am Going To Start Biting

16.04.2025 13:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The club penguin screenshot where the penguin answers the 911 phone call and is like β€œwhat do you mean. that’s illegal people can’t do that”

The club penguin screenshot where the penguin answers the 911 phone call and is like β€œwhat do you mean. that’s illegal people can’t do that”

Been thinking about this one a lot for the last few months.

16.04.2025 01:24 πŸ‘ 210 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0