kilometres d’avis

Gandalf was a great touch

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do you get free toothpaste or is this one more thing chemo did?

I basically have two hell images once you filter out all the hellos that match

Search your camera roll for hell

man you’re the senator, get your people to file articles of impeachment

It’s 100% destroyed, except for their ability to easily strike their targets

Developing some big ideas in Bi-Ontarianism:

- Californiens?
- A mari usque ad Salton Mare

Moby Dick with a cover of some rugby players?

(1) The accused declared, ordered, or otherwise indicated that there shall be no survivors or surrender accepted; (2) The accused thereby intended to threaten an adversary or to conduct hostilities such that there would be no survivors or surrender accepted; (3) It was foreseeable that circumstances would be such that a practicable and reasonable ability to accept surrender would exist; (4) The accused was in a position of effective command or control over the subordinate forces to which the declaration or order was directed; and (5) The conduct took place in the context of and was associated with hostilities.

✋ Former USG war crimes lawyer here.

Apropos of SecDef's remarks this morning:

Denial of quarter—even the declaration of no quarter—is a war crime.

And recognized as such by the US Government.

From DoD's Manual for Military Commissions.

If the government really is worried about Iranian sleeper cells, then it was probably a mistake to systematically reorient the majority of US counterterror resources toward arresting immigrant grandmothers and five-year-olds in bunny hats

but what if *we* do the disenfranchisement

Impeach him, then! You are the accountability!

reaching your eighth birthday is woke

Man it hurt my soul when your goddaughter came home from school talking about how they did shooter drills in kinder

Rubio has some big shoes to fill.

I would say something like “this is 20 columbines” but America stopped caring after the first one.

I saw a gas station that was $5.75 for regular unleaded right after this

a gas pump showing $33.78 for 6.25 gallons ($5.39/gal)

all good and normal

Here’s a fun exercise: go read NYT headlines from a century ago and see if you think future editors will have more shame than current ones

I’m dying

I just saw 87 for $5.53

You know what I liked was when Biden had that awful dog that kept biting people

I wonder if we’re about to see some C-3 Olympians?

Huge if true!

during mass this morning my 4yo started talking over the homily

4yo: We have church at my school and we talk about God and I know everything about Him

[long pause]

but sometimes I don’t know everything

[long pause]

I know one thing about God

me, whispering: what’s that

4: kindness

big things at byu

oh to be

For there is no faithfulness in their mouth; their inward part is very wickedness; their throat is an open sepulchre; they flatter with their tongue.