Commentary: Sometimes Two People Just Fall Out Of Cahoots
10.03.2026 19:00
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Every day of life under Trump is waking up to a headline like, “Wyoming is missing”
SCOOP: White House tells House Republicans to stop talking about mass deportations
Buttrock supremacy.
Is that DJ Rony Seikaly???
Fox News was on at the gym over the weekend and the chyron said "WOKE MAPPING" to refer to gerrymandering and honestly I've gotta hand it to them, it's been rattling around in my head like Beat It for 48 hours.
haha what the fuck bsky.app/profile/atru...
the onion newspaper is worth it for the ads
The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."
Fuck ICE. Free Palestine. Vote Kat.
I'm not going to SXSW this year, but I went to this party last year and it was quite a lot of fun... so if you're in Austin, you should go.
This is funny.
YOU DID IT!! YOU SAVED HIM!!! LETS GOOOOOOOO
In the viral anti-porn app straight up jorking it, and by 'it' haha well I mean let's just say sensitive data about My peanits
A couple of young, viral developers are making $500,000 a month with ‘Quittr’; an app to help people with porn addiction. Insane money, living in a mansion, etc. We found they exposed the masturbation habits of 100,000s of users, then lied about fixing it www.404media.co/viral-quittr...
Hi! The Onion and Bluesky are throwing a party at South By Southwest in Austin on Saturday. It's free and spots are limited, so sign up nowish.
We did this last year and only a handful of people died, so we're hoping to keep those numbers down once again!
anormalfuckingparty.splashthat.com
Boyfriend Barely Alcoholic As Far As Boyfriends Go
Boyfriend Barely Alcoholic As Far As Boyfriends Go https://theonion.com/boyfriend-barely-alcoholic-as-far-as-boyfriends-go/
MAGA Voter Claims She Loves High Gas Prices
MAGA Voter Claims She Loves High Gas Prices https://theonion.com/maga-voter-claims-she-loves-high-gas-prices/
When will there be a TRANS of Hormuz
Marco Rubio's BFF is an accused foreign agent and money launderer. His trial is about to start — and Rubio is on the witness list.
My @vanityfair.com story on the legal bomb that's poised to go off in Trumpland.
www.vanityfair.com/news/story/m...
The Onion headline "Timothee Chalamet Under Fire for Dismissive Comments About Traditional Japanese Puppet Theater Form 'Bunraku'" was liked by Bernie Sanders.
Bernie... thank you
NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.
Truly a perfect news alert
A sign for Restrooms It reads Men’s Restroom (with an arrow pointing right) And “Shadows of Contemplation” (Presumably an exhibit)
Relatable 😀🤣
Feel like you're God for five days, then feel like there is no God for five more.
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A high-powered Chicago law firm announced a plan Monday to push for the appointment of a special prosecutor to investigate and potentially charge the agents who carried out Operation Midway Blitz.
@sophiesherry.bsky.social reports: chicago.suntimes.com/crime/2026/0...
Groypers on James Fishback’s insane campaign are now so misogynistic that they’re saying gay sex is straighter than heterosexual sex. www.thebulwark.com/p/james-fish...
Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available
I would like to watch them struggle to get past the second level of that fuckin' Lion King SNES game.
