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@diazedandconfused

30 • she/her • writer, reader, yapper in my kissco brainrot era i like angst, eddie diaz, ilya rozanov, and reality competition shows.

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a group of people are standing in a park and one of them is holding a bag . Alt: a gif of someone opening a lawn chair with the caption "oh this gone be good"

oh hello

11.03.2026 19:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
paint by numbers (angst) 
fluff wip 
ch3 
plank til failure

paint by numbers (angst) fluff wip ch3 plank til failure

happy wedneaday i have 4 current wips. what do u want a snippet from. choose wisely

11.03.2026 16:22 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
The camera shakes as the person behind it nods, and then Shane lowers himself into a plank. His form is perfect, palms and elbows on the floor, body straight out behind him.
He's effortless, all smooth lines and bulging muscles, and Ilya could stare at him for days.
"This is really a viral trend right now?"
Shane asks, incredulous. "I doubt this is that exciting to watch."
It's Harris' voice that answers. Of course it is. "It is, it's all about how long you can last.
All the guys'll do it too. Do you think you'll last the longest?"
It's the perfect thing to say. Ilya's grip on the phone tightens as he see's Shane smirk.
"We'll see." And then he holds himself perfectly still.

The camera shakes as the person behind it nods, and then Shane lowers himself into a plank. His form is perfect, palms and elbows on the floor, body straight out behind him. He's effortless, all smooth lines and bulging muscles, and Ilya could stare at him for days. "This is really a viral trend right now?" Shane asks, incredulous. "I doubt this is that exciting to watch." It's Harris' voice that answers. Of course it is. "It is, it's all about how long you can last. All the guys'll do it too. Do you think you'll last the longest?" It's the perfect thing to say. Ilya's grip on the phone tightens as he see's Shane smirk. "We'll see." And then he holds himself perfectly still.

"You're starting to shake a little, Holz."
"Am not," he says, petulant, like a five-year-old, even though he definitely is. There's a tremor in his arms.
"You're almost at 2 minutes," Harris says, and Shane stares at the ground. He lets out another harsh breath. He adjusts his hands and pushes out from where his body had started to sag.
He's getting flushed, Ilya can see. Shane breathes in slow, controlled exhales, but his face is reddening. He adjusts his hands again.
"Two fifteen," Harris says, voice bright.
"How you doing, man?"
"Great" Shane grits out.

"You're starting to shake a little, Holz." "Am not," he says, petulant, like a five-year-old, even though he definitely is. There's a tremor in his arms. "You're almost at 2 minutes," Harris says, and Shane stares at the ground. He lets out another harsh breath. He adjusts his hands and pushes out from where his body had started to sag. He's getting flushed, Ilya can see. Shane breathes in slow, controlled exhales, but his face is reddening. He adjusts his hands again. "Two fifteen," Harris says, voice bright. "How you doing, man?" "Great" Shane grits out.

❤️

11.03.2026 16:59 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

:)

11.03.2026 16:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ilya opens the cabinets, taking stock. There's pasta and jars of sauce, and different kinds of uncooked rice. In one cabinet, in a corner and looking freshly new, is canned tuna.
When Ilya checks, there's fresh cheese in the fridge.
"Did you buy things for tuna melts?"
Shane doesn't lift his head from where it's laid on his folded arms. "Did I?"
"You have all the ingredients."
"I might've. I kinda just—threw things in my cart. I didn't think too hard about what I was buying."
Ilya doesn't know what to do with that. He taps a knuckle on the counter.
"Do you want one? I can make."

Ilya opens the cabinets, taking stock. There's pasta and jars of sauce, and different kinds of uncooked rice. In one cabinet, in a corner and looking freshly new, is canned tuna. When Ilya checks, there's fresh cheese in the fridge. "Did you buy things for tuna melts?" Shane doesn't lift his head from where it's laid on his folded arms. "Did I?" "You have all the ingredients." "I might've. I kinda just—threw things in my cart. I didn't think too hard about what I was buying." Ilya doesn't know what to do with that. He taps a knuckle on the counter. "Do you want one? I can make."

for you xo

11.03.2026 16:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
paint by numbers (angst) 
fluff wip 
ch3 
plank til failure

paint by numbers (angst) fluff wip ch3 plank til failure

happy wedneaday i have 4 current wips. what do u want a snippet from. choose wisely

11.03.2026 16:22 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

happy birthday!!

11.03.2026 15:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

8-0!?!?

11.03.2026 02:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
italy v usa at the world baseball classic, usa is losing 5-0

italy v usa at the world baseball classic, usa is losing 5-0

i root for PR in the wbc bc #latina but this is so embarrassing. is baseball not the great american pastime. can we get serious for a second.

11.03.2026 02:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

going to a bridal shower on sat and the dress code is "book theme, brown, greens, light pink dresses, florals"

now. would you interpret that as pastels and jewel tones? darks or lights? what the hell do i wear to this thing 🧍🏽‍♀️

10.03.2026 20:48 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Nathaniel Kelly
David was last seen on Sunday, March 8. His current whereabouts are unknown. If you have seen him or have any information that may help locate him, please contact local authorities immediately or reach out to the family.
Please call: 917-935-2905 or 301-792-3365
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3 photos of David, a young Latino man with small black gage earrings

Nathaniel Kelly David was last seen on Sunday, March 8. His current whereabouts are unknown. If you have seen him or have any information that may help locate him, please contact local authorities immediately or reach out to the family. Please call: 917-935-2905 or 301-792-3365 Please share this post to help bring David home safely. 3 photos of David, a young Latino man with small black gage earrings

Nathaniel Kelly

One of the friendliest faces I have ever known.
Please help spread the word.
Katherine Ipina

MISSING PERSON
Name: David Ipina
Missing Since: Sunday, March 8. Last Seen in Astoria NY on 30th Avenue Height: 5 feet 5 inches
Weight: Approximately 120 Ibs
Build: Slim
Hair: Dark brunette
Eyes: Brown
Facial Hair: Yes
Additional Information: David is hard of hearing.
David was last seen on Sunday, March 8. His current whereabouts are unknown. If you have seen him or have any information that may help locate him, please contact local authorities immediately or reach out to the family.
Please call: 917-935-2905 or 301-792-3365
Please share this post to help bring David home safely.
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Nathaniel Kelly One of the friendliest faces I have ever known. Please help spread the word. Katherine Ipina MISSING PERSON Name: David Ipina Missing Since: Sunday, March 8. Last Seen in Astoria NY on 30th Avenue Height: 5 feet 5 inches Weight: Approximately 120 Ibs Build: Slim Hair: Dark brunette Eyes: Brown Facial Hair: Yes Additional Information: David is hard of hearing. David was last seen on Sunday, March 8. His current whereabouts are unknown. If you have seen him or have any information that may help locate him, please contact local authorities immediately or reach out to the family. Please call: 917-935-2905 or 301-792-3365 Please share this post to help bring David home safely. ... Write a comment...

NYC/Astoria friend of friends is missing.

10.03.2026 20:06 👍 8 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0

me: takes the lead on organizing a group hang
also me: gets anxious making every decision

10.03.2026 16:40 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
chiyo’s bingo board 
i’ve highlighted “has too many notebooks,” “bad at texting back” “spreadsheet enthusiast” “still learning to cook” “bedtime is past midnight” “loves smosh boardaf” “good at writing emails” “overuses 💀 emoji”

chiyo’s bingo board i’ve highlighted “has too many notebooks,” “bad at texting back” “spreadsheet enthusiast” “still learning to cook” “bedtime is past midnight” “loves smosh boardaf” “good at writing emails” “overuses 💀 emoji”

:)

10.03.2026 14:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Preview
the man is wearing a suit and tie and clapping his hands . Alt: leonardo dicaprio in wolf of wall street clapping gif
09.03.2026 23:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hi it's me again here to talk more abt the harry album bc the double whammy of paint by numbers into carla's song keeps making me cry! what's up with that!!!

09.03.2026 03:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
kat’s bingo board

kat’s bingo board

bingo!

08.03.2026 05:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

harry styles in the SNL audience for ryan gosling. he should've been there for connor storrie's episode too

08.03.2026 04:43 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

9-1-1: Kenosha coming to a screen near you soon. I would watch the adventures of Karl, Carla, and Carl forever.

07.03.2026 03:44 👍 26 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

i think it was kenosha?

06.03.2026 23:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

on my 4th listen of the harry album and regretting not bankrupting myself for tix

06.03.2026 19:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if he didn't want them to edit him as an asshole, maybe he shouldn't have acted like an asshole?

06.03.2026 17:38 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

carla's song is a contender for song of the summer too. i think i need to sleep on this

06.03.2026 05:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

okay but Pop...... i love a crunchy bass line 😩

06.03.2026 05:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

NOT SO FAST. IN COMES ARE YOU LISTENING YET? WITH A STEEL CHAIR

06.03.2026 05:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

ready, steady, go is my song of the summer thank you harry styles

06.03.2026 05:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i will accept no dooming and it was so fun. next week looks like chaos. i'm still so fucking hype.

06.03.2026 03:13 👍 18 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 1

buck deserves to let off some steam

06.03.2026 03:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🥺 thank you thank you, i'm v proud of it

06.03.2026 03:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

you can say it, i stand with you

06.03.2026 03:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

did someone say buddie car crash

06.03.2026 03:03 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0