He has got that monotonous droning voice. Maybe he’s trying to hypnotise us all to believe in his magical land.
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He has got that monotonous droning voice. Maybe he’s trying to hypnotise us all to believe in his magical land.
Coming up on 30 years since the Dunblane school shooting massacre (13th March 1996) and watching another documentary about it. The families wanted to end legal handgun ownership and we passed those laws. We’ve not had a school shooting since. I ache for all Americans who cannot get this done there.
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On a totally almost unrelated note, I will never not find it hilarious that the Clarks shoes our mums forced us to wear to school have cult status in Jamaican dancehall culture
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I think Phillip K Dick wrote a short story about this.
Or at least I used to think that.
Hey, can’t be any gayer than Top Gun.
The United States has been tolerating the murder of its own schoolchildren for decades.
I’m not holding my breath.
Yeah. Could be taken as a threat or a promise.
What’s the difference between a 303 and a real bass player?
With the 303, you only have to punch the information in once.
(One for all the Indian uncles out there - proof an Indian invented acid house in 1982)
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Marco Rubio wearing a navy suit and black dress shoes. He's looking down at his feet.
"i think he bought the wrong size"
Worst ruby slippers ever!
Looks like something you’d buy from a cheap stock photo agency
‘“Elderly white man looking worried” be perfect for our Chinese boner pill email scams’
“If you’re not a revolutionary, you’re living in mortal sin”
Camilo Torres Restrepo
(Ms Jackson if you’re nasty)
A cartoon by Ron Cobb (1975), showing a shadow of US B-52 bomber above cratered landscape. Two people who look like Vietnamese peasants look up; one says “they’re having problems with their economy again.”
This is from 1975.
And I expected a life of romance and adventure.
Life be fucking cruel, Pete.
Clown shoes for a clown cabinet
Arseholes
Damn, I totally forgot about international women's day! Now I have to pay full price for an international woman
I could get into baseball. Has hidden depths.
Obviously needs more breaks for tea, but Italians had the right idea with their espresso machine.
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Stevie Mac on the existential dread of the goalkeeper ‘That’s the loneliest position on the pitch’ 😓
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It’s a magical land where you go for three points.
Do love the word ‘mawkish’.
Halfway between kitsch and melodrama?
Bukayo Saka. Plays a bit of ball for a team in London.
Nigel Farage. Rhymes with garage, but way less fun.
Who’s the better British role model for our kids?:
I never thought of myself as a cruel man, but I’m enjoying Spurs’ season more than is healthy.
Still at least they’ve avoided the ultimate Spursy move of winning the UCL and getting relegated in the same season.
North Vietnam had 10+ years of senseless bombing and in the words of Saint Bruce “They’re still there, he’s all gone”.
One good thing about wind is the Iranians can’t stop it blowing through the Straits of Hormuz.
No further questions, your honor
Books - the ultimate gateway drug.
Sure, you might start off with a little light Judy Blume but before you know it you’re four volumes deep into ‘l À la recherche du temps perdu’.
And yes, the untranslated version, because that’s how sick you’ve become.
It’s all the Talking Heads videos.
But at once.
Polish name? Probably started it.