a shart so ferocious it blots out the sun
05.08.2025 13:02
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a shart so ferocious it blots out the sun
imagine taking a shit and dropping a deuce ... at the same damn time
I'm not sure most users with computers stuck on Windows 10 want to wade into an arms race like that. I'd rather let a computer go obsolete with good antivirus installed than risk having to brick and unbrick and rebrick and unrebrick
you shouldn't be allowed to wear a bulletproof vest if your net worth is above 500 million
if gifs were popularized ten years sooner, Busta Rhymes would be the most gif'd man alive
I think we can all have a good faith debate about this but the answer is that the CEO of Bluesky told us not to call them Skeets so we will always call them Skeets
"Entitled" is over. anyone who uses the word is forgetting that certain rights are bestowed by the Creator and inalienable.
Everything In Its Right Place would slap as one of the songs from Zoop. Get those 16bit midi instruments going
all this anesthesiology coverage flowing like wine. one guy busts some caps and then companies bust their caps in response
imagine taking a shit and dropping a deuce ... at the same damn time
Jesse Singal getting blocked en masse as soon as his boat lands on the Bluesky beach… we love to see it
they always clear the roads before they clear the sidewalks. bullshit
to the wall, to the window, til the sweat reach a crescendo, til all the females get low
Chief Executed Officer
Still feeling absolutely hollowed out and not ready to assemble thoughts in anything more than drips and drabs, but also my livelihood depends on sharing them so…I dunno. Aiming for $800 in the tip jar to help with dental bills and extra expenses this month.
that trump has real electoral juice does not make him some kind of master strategist. he was actively bad at being president the last time around and shows every indication of being even worse at it now
brat is short for brain like how you get from a giant rat
one thing to not about assassinations is that "up close, to the chest" is a sturdy and reliable method. not to get any ideas but just to pick up on patterns
like 0 percent. they can't write like you and they won't ever be able to
tried to write whole and almost wrote whoke which could be a good word for being white but woke
you gotta be able to post about different stuff or else you look like a robot.
you gotta have a niche you retreat to for comfort or else you look like a robot.
it's so good when an account is obviously not a robot and so concerning when it's hard to tell because a human isn't whole-selfing it
noticing how a thing bots can believably do is "it's not that deep". probably because "it's not that deep" is one of the most bot things a human can say
i've been a fan of coolio since he was warmio
it's a lot of button presses to switch accounts up in this beeyatch
i don't think it's funny that just anyone got shot. i think it's funny that the CEO of a hated health insurance company got shot.
i think it's pretty obvious that one is better than the other, because i am capable of using deductible reasoning.
why is bitch-made an insult? did a seahorse write that shit?
it's the afrik con
they're called compact cars because they promised to be little
sorry but Afrikaans sounds like a made up word every time. the language is fine; the word for it sounds like a bigot flailing for a save
shart pt. 6