Blaine

Welcome to 1997 internet.

I’m something of a pig myself.

The walls closed in!

Were you dropped on the planet today? There has not been ANY accountability and democrats have been supporting republican moves this whole time: they’re just rotating who takes the fall while calculating the votes to continue to enact genocide and other heinous acts. Come on, son.

Yeah, “The walls are closing in” gets a little tired at the 10th year.

Yeah, keep arguing this as the world burns.

a man in a black jacket and khaki pants is walking in the dirt ALT: a man in a black jacket and khaki pants is walking in the dirt

“He didn’t”

This is the same as ‘the walls are closing in’.

Heyyy. Tickets go on sale 3/12 for patrons and 3/13 for everyone else. You should purchase them!!

Is “Golden Delicious Shrimp” shrimp with apple glaze, or shrimp-shaped apples?

So were they shot in the head at dawn, or weren’t they?

Yeah, that looks like a court docket with court dates.

Focus on more important things please. The last McDonalds team meal thing didn’t move the needle and presented as out-of-touch.

ELO forever undefeated in the field of songs i nearly wanna give up on before they wallop me in the noggin with a hook like ive never heard before in my deprived little life

Come on, dawg.

A kind gentleman with horns tore a heart out of a poor gentleman for your love and valentines.

Hey.

What the fuck did you do, now?

Time to do a series of dental-related eps: Fluoride Guys, Grille Guys, Highlights For Children Guys…

I love your bald-faced moves to keep all the hairless Guys listeners engaged with you. Well done!

How bout we all come together and say ‘let’s stop murders’. How bout we all come together and say ‘let’s stop rape’. How bout we all come together and say ‘let’s stop attacking pedophiles’.

~Ted Cruz, Freudian slipping

He IS the L!!

Please stop making this all about yourself.

Shoot him into space with a cannon.

I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly

To be fair, maybe Maxwell was with the band and the Clintons didn’t really know her.

I think it is OUTRAGEOUS that people are LEAPING to the conclusion that some our post prominent Americans are child rapists when it is EQUALLY PLAUSIBLE that they are simply indifferent to whether other people are child rapists so long as those other people can offer them access to power.

The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll

rob schneider for my wife left me bourbon. shaken... not wife

listen here you stupid leftoid, if you just voted blue in 2024, ICE would be ruining the lives of immigrant families quietly and efficiently in a way where we wouldn't have to hear about it on the news