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Same smartäss nerd. Different scene. Tech necromancer. Baby comic. Sarcasm! Pro-choice. Pro-human rights. she/her. Chicago-esque. Un uh dem leeebrals.

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MAJOR BREAKING: Saudi Arabia, UAE, Kuwait, and Iraq cut oil by 6,700,000 barrels per day.

- This is 33% of their total oil production.
- This is 6% of global production.

Meanwhile Iran says they are ready for a long war.

Trump did that, not Biden, not Harris, it was 100% Trump.

10.03.2026 11:32 👍 1569 🔁 619 💬 65 📌 29

His lights are on, but no one’s home

10.03.2026 20:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Trump Goes on Deranged Rant About Dead Soldiers Walking Around This is the man who’s led us into a new war with Iran.

Trump Goes on Deranged Rant About Dead Soldiers Walking Around newrepublic.com/post/207572/... via @newrepublic.com

10.03.2026 15:42 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1
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Ivanka Trump’s Real Estate Brokers Found Guilty of Sex Trafficking — The Daily Beast The brothers were convicted of abusing women for years while building a real estate empire with powerful celebrity clients.

Ivanka Trump’s luxury real estate brokers the Alexander brothers were just convicted of sex trafficking after 11 victims testified they were drugged and assaulted for years.

The same “A Team” that moved mansions for many of the rich and famous.

#USDemocracy
#Pinks

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10.03.2026 18:03 👍 337 🔁 239 💬 32 📌 16
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Relatable. The entire reason for the existence of the US constitution for the last 238 years has been to prevent THIS ONE THING from happening

and yet

10.03.2026 20:12 👍 97 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0

USCENTCOM’s entire reason for existence for the last forty years has been to prevent exactly THIS ONE THING from happening

and yet

10.03.2026 20:04 👍 676 🔁 144 💬 15 📌 2

Something tells me it’s when the US has regime change

10.03.2026 20:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Holy shit - this would be very, very bad:
"The databases, called “Numident” and the “Master Death File,” include records for more than 500 million living and dead Americans, including Social Security numbers, places and dates of birth, citizenship, race and ethnicity, and parents’ names."

10.03.2026 19:33 👍 2024 🔁 1061 💬 85 📌 49

While wearing nothing but blue jeans. 🙄

10.03.2026 20:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"[T]he law is an unnecessary intrusion into trans people's lives for ... clearly bigoted reasons."

03.03.2026 06:08 👍 9 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

So did this all happen in the last 24 hours? Or have they been lying to us about it and hiding these troop injuries?

10.03.2026 19:18 👍 168 🔁 79 💬 18 📌 6

ICE has a playbook for buying warehouse detention centers: move fast, tell nobody, and let communities find out from property records or news leaks. It's happened in at least 20 towns across the country. A thread. 🧵

10.03.2026 17:54 👍 95 🔁 53 💬 2 📌 4

What. The. Fuck.

10.03.2026 01:32 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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We are a secular democracy. If you don't like the freedom of religion, you are welcome to move somewhere else.

In America, you can be Christian, Muslim, Jewish, or anything else. It's written into our Constitution. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Get lost with this garbage.

09.03.2026 19:51 👍 1442 🔁 382 💬 83 📌 29
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Reporter: You just suggested that Iran somehow got its hands on a tomahawk and bombed its own elementary school on the first day of the war. But you're the only person in your government saying this. Why?

Trump: Because I just don't know enough about it.

09.03.2026 22:39 👍 4681 🔁 1447 💬 620 📌 421
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Trump now blocking terror threat warnings because it makes him look bad.

“They don’t want anything getting out that says what they’re doing in Iran is raising the threat level at home.”

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

07.03.2026 17:45 👍 1947 🔁 1090 💬 189 📌 91

So we're all smarter than the Bank of America securities head of US Equity and Quantitative Strategy?

09.03.2026 19:53 👍 7345 🔁 1655 💬 560 📌 88

Your military family members are dying to cover up that the American president sexually tortured little kids.

The Epstein Wars

09.03.2026 21:42 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Raja is backed by a billionaire tech bro and that’s concerning.

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09.03.2026 20:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Actually, spending $5.5M of shady money to lie about a candidate taking $40K of shady money. It's the anti-Stratton ads that are making that claim; I haven't yet been able to track down the pro-Kelly ad.

09.03.2026 14:52 👍 34 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 1
* Coincidentally (not), some oppo was tossed over the transom yesterday…

Stratton’s Campaign Took Nearly $40,000, Or 2% Of Her Fundraising, From MAGA & Trump Donors

HIGHLIGHTS:

Since announcing her bid for Senate, Juliana Stratton has lagged behind in fundraising but has managed to take in more than $40,000 from donors who have given generously to MAGA and Trump-aligned candidates, including donors to Trump himself.

Stratton’s donors have given to a range of Trump-endorsed GOP candidates and MAGA extremists, ranging from now Trump Secretary of State Marco Rubio, January 6th inciter Josh Hawley, and Senator Ted Cruz.

Stratton’s donors have also given to current GOP leadership, including both Speaker Mike Johnson and Senate Majority Leader John Thune.

Three Stratton donors are mega MAGA donors and have given over $100,000 each to Republican candidates across the country.

The “MAGA/Stratton” donor list is here. The list includes a solidly Democratic Statehouse lobbyist who’s made a couple of Republican contributions. Color me unconvinced.

Another Stratton contributor on the list, Jason Marquis, has contributed to Illinois US Reps. Eric Sorensen, Nikki Budzinski and Brad Schneider. Ope.

* Coincidentally (not), some oppo was tossed over the transom yesterday… Stratton’s Campaign Took Nearly $40,000, Or 2% Of Her Fundraising, From MAGA & Trump Donors HIGHLIGHTS: Since announcing her bid for Senate, Juliana Stratton has lagged behind in fundraising but has managed to take in more than $40,000 from donors who have given generously to MAGA and Trump-aligned candidates, including donors to Trump himself. Stratton’s donors have given to a range of Trump-endorsed GOP candidates and MAGA extremists, ranging from now Trump Secretary of State Marco Rubio, January 6th inciter Josh Hawley, and Senator Ted Cruz. Stratton’s donors have also given to current GOP leadership, including both Speaker Mike Johnson and Senate Majority Leader John Thune. Three Stratton donors are mega MAGA donors and have given over $100,000 each to Republican candidates across the country. The “MAGA/Stratton” donor list is here. The list includes a solidly Democratic Statehouse lobbyist who’s made a couple of Republican contributions. Color me unconvinced. Another Stratton contributor on the list, Jason Marquis, has contributed to Illinois US Reps. Eric Sorensen, Nikki Budzinski and Brad Schneider. Ope.

Donor	Bio	Gave to Senate campaign?	Gave to Stratton's Super PAC?	Total Amount	Most Recent Contribution
Moshe Blonder	Moshe Blonder, who gave $2,500 to Stratton and is a donor to Trump for President, as well as Trump-endorsed, MAGA candidates, including former Senator and now Trump cabinet member Kelly Loeffler and Rep. John James.	✅		$2,500	June 2025
Leslie Hindman	Donor to Senator Josh Hawley	✅		$7,000	June 2025
Rebecca Ruff	Rebecca Ruff, who gave $3,500 to Stratton and contributed to Trump-endorsed MAGA Republican Adam Laxalt.	✅		$3,500	May 2025
Daniel Goldstein	Donor to Trump-endorsed Jerry Moran and Stratton Donor	✅		$500	September 2025
Dustin Marquis	Dustin Marquis, who gave $4,500 to Stratton and is a donor to many prominent, Trump-endorsed MAGA Republicans including John Thune, Deb Fischer, Pete Ricketts, and Randy Feenstra. He is also a contributor to the NRSC and NRCC. NOTE: Has given $104,100 to GOP candidates and causes	✅		$4,500	August 2025
Thomas Marquis	Thomas Marquis, who gave $3,500 to Stratton and is a donor to a long list of Trump-endorsed, MAGA Republicans, including Rep. Ashley Hinson, Jerry Moran, Randy Feenstra, Michelle Fischbach, and Pete Ricketts. NOTE: Has given $127,750 to GOP candidates and causes	✅		$3,500	June 2025

Donor Bio Gave to Senate campaign? Gave to Stratton's Super PAC? Total Amount Most Recent Contribution Moshe Blonder Moshe Blonder, who gave $2,500 to Stratton and is a donor to Trump for President, as well as Trump-endorsed, MAGA candidates, including former Senator and now Trump cabinet member Kelly Loeffler and Rep. John James. ✅ $2,500 June 2025 Leslie Hindman Donor to Senator Josh Hawley ✅ $7,000 June 2025 Rebecca Ruff Rebecca Ruff, who gave $3,500 to Stratton and contributed to Trump-endorsed MAGA Republican Adam Laxalt. ✅ $3,500 May 2025 Daniel Goldstein Donor to Trump-endorsed Jerry Moran and Stratton Donor ✅ $500 September 2025 Dustin Marquis Dustin Marquis, who gave $4,500 to Stratton and is a donor to many prominent, Trump-endorsed MAGA Republicans including John Thune, Deb Fischer, Pete Ricketts, and Randy Feenstra. He is also a contributor to the NRSC and NRCC. NOTE: Has given $104,100 to GOP candidates and causes ✅ $4,500 August 2025 Thomas Marquis Thomas Marquis, who gave $3,500 to Stratton and is a donor to a long list of Trump-endorsed, MAGA Republicans, including Rep. Ashley Hinson, Jerry Moran, Randy Feenstra, Michelle Fischbach, and Pete Ricketts. NOTE: Has given $127,750 to GOP candidates and causes ✅ $3,500 June 2025

The ad's claims that Stratton took MAGA money stems from this @capitolfax.bsky.social report, which treats it skeptically and identifies it as opposition research. The Chicago Sun-Times says it was specifically Krishnamoorthi's campaign's oppo.

capitolfax.com/2025/12/09/m...

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TONIGHT: Three Democratic candidates running for U.S. Senate join us in their last televised forum. We'll hear from Lt. Gov. Juliana Stratton and U.S. Reps. Robin Kelly and Raja Krishnamoorthi on issues like war powers, immigration and the cost of living. https://to.wttw.com/4k7Mvv6

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3 ICE vehicles were in a parking lot of a Columbia Heights restaurant on Central Ave this afternoon and there was a potential ICE vehicle by Pillsbury at pick up today.

A lot of politicians think it’s time to move on, but how can we move on when this isn’t even over.

09.03.2026 20:12 👍 1215 🔁 465 💬 31 📌 16
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Here’s Virginia Congressional Candidate Adam Dunigan @adamduniganva8.bsky.social with today’s Iran update and it’s not good news.

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Trump is either waking up to the disaster he created with Iran or he’s gotten bored with it. He’s trying to declare victory and make an exit.

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09.03.2026 19:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fxck these fucking Fox fascists.

09.03.2026 17:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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We need to change our mode of thinking from “we’re doomed” to defiance. “Fuck you. Make me!” Defiance should be our response to anything Trump tries to force on us.

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09.03.2026 16:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Countries can rewild borders to deter invasions, says EU environment chief Jessika Roswall cites Poland and Finland, which have made border areas near Russia or its allies ‘more hostile’ to cross

"Countries should look to rewild their land borders as a deterrence to invasion and build up other geographical defences to attack, Europe’s environment chief has said." www.theguardian.com/environment/...

09.03.2026 14:39 👍 16 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 1

Yall ready for that national strike?

09.03.2026 13:10 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
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NOSFERATU 👇

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