Alan Cramer

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The year book is epic.

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two cartoon characters are sitting next to each other and one of them is saying " uh no they 're saying " ALT: two cartoon characters are sitting next to each other and one of them is saying " uh no they 're saying "

Are they saying booo or boo-urns?

Carpark absolutely empty.... Why bother parking next to me?

Seems like a good chunk of Australians did good today.

Queensland government set to increases fees, including vehicle registration - ABC News All Queensland government fees and charges, including vehicle registration, will be hiked by 3.4 per cent from next financial year.

Kind reminder to the public about the risks of voting for Mr Potato Head. Queenslanders appeared to not get it in their last state election. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-05...

Do you think there is a risk to unleashing Rita if I was to open this up?

An idea: Instead of firing J. Powell, let’s fire J. Trump.

Nope. No blue check mark for me.

For some reason I have 2 odd socks. Don't seem to be able to find a pair.

House appears to have a real problem keeping tabs on their stock if they have to continually have stocktake sales and close for stocktake.

I found Nemo!

Honestly thought I'd see @microsoft.com follow at least one person back by now.

Welcome

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Is this thing on?

Folks are dumb where I come from....

I hope it's like Johnny Cab in Total Recall...

https://gizmodo.com/here-we-go-again-elon-musk-reportedly-plans-to-unveil-tesla-robotaxi-at-warner-bros-studios-lot-2000493561

Man.... What a big bugger. Now I need to clean my wall damnit.

Imagine being so incompetent as an organisation that you consider taking legal action due to your own screw up because someone won't bend the rules for you...

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/article/2024/aug/20/nsw-liberals-decide-against-suing-electoral-commission-over-election-bungle

Wife being away.... Thought this would be easy. Sick of takeout with a number of days left until MasterChef's return, I said stuff it.

Nobody has died yet....

Buys gift for wife. Forgets that card is linked to joint account.

Posting everywhere and nowhere all at the same time. #openvibe

Someone couldn't be bothered to activate this copy of windows on an arcade machine at Timezone.

Who got time for social media?

#RIPmyDMs

I guess you win some and you lose some #rusty

I just want off this merry go round. Right now.

My social battery is running low. BRB, recharging in the land of dreams. #SleepDeprived #BlueSkyNight

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Working now? Finally!

Man, I've had these warts on my feet for weeks now. How do I get rid of them?