Colleen 🇵🇸

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Screenshot of a text conversation: Hi Colleen This is Evan from HousePrep. I'm reaching out because we've been doing some work around Cleveland lately and thought it might be worth connecting for [redacted] Let me know if you'd like to chat. Reply "Discontinue" to opt out. Yeah l'Il sell it for 3 million dollars I understand, maybe you have any other property for which you would like to receive an offer? Nope just 3 million for the house on [redacted] please Ok no worries, if you know anyone else, I can pay you 1 K for referring me. I'll refer you to my butt

Instead of ignoring the parasites who try to buy up houses in Cleveland, I’ve started telling them I do have a price in mind.

What do I have to do to somehow erase my name, number, and email from everyone’s VAN forever

I will make a deal with the devil (Bonterra?) just stop texting me lib nonsense

democrats should internalize that this is what their colleagues think of them and act accordingly

Yeah like bro at least change up your lighting or whatever so it’s not exactly the same look

The science doesn’t seem so settled after all, and it’s important to understand what happened here. The approach of left-of-center Americans and our institutions — to assume that when a scientific organization releases a “policy statement” on a hot-button issue, that the policy statement must be accurate — is a deeply naïve understanding of science, human nature and politics, and how they intersect. At a time when more and more Americans are turning away from expert authority in favor of YouTube quacks and their ilk — and when our own government is pushing scientifically baseless policies on childhood vaccination and climate change — it’s vital that the organizations that represent mainstream science be open, honest and transparent about politically charged issues. If they aren’t, there’s simply no good reason to trust them.

This is anti-vaxx logic. It is not "naive" to accept the conclusions of experts in technical fields.

Oh my god that’s egregious

Yeah really truly everything Israel does they learned from the US doing an entire continent spanning genocide virtually unprecedented in human history like where the fuck do you think the land you're living on comes from?

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

I had a dream that boygenius covered “Flightless Bird, American Mouth” and it was perfect

One cool thing about unequivocally hating AI is that you will be proven right over and over again every single day

What even is Ann Arbor, if I want to get nearly walked into by a man who refuses to get out of the way I expect him to be wearing his frat letters, not a Laufey sweatshirt

Screenshot of a tweet from verified user Jill Filipovic (@JillFilipovic). The tweet reads: “If we're going to ban gender-affirming surgeries for minors, we should ban all cosmetic surgery for minors. A 15-year-old should not be getting a nose job. A 16-year-old should not be getting a boob job. Exceptions of course for medically necessary procedures.” It shows the timestamp 2:22 AM · Feb 19, 2026 and 107.9K views.

Dems introduced amendments to ban all cosmetic surgery for minors in every state that banned gender affirming care for youth. In every single one, Republicans voted it down and no one cared. This line of thinking won't actually do anything.

As my partner said, “This is the weirdest Charli XCX music video I’ve ever seen,” and that’s all you really need to know.

However here is my main point which is that I think Emily Brontë would have liked the movie, which isn’t necessarily a compliment.

It was like candy. Delicious not nutritious.

Was it a faithful adaptation of the text? NO. If Fennell was aiming for one, I didn’t get that vibe—I don’t think the goal was faithful adaptation!

Did it get at how Heathcliff and Cathy are both horrible people who destroy themselves and everyone around them? …kinda? Ish?

It was a blast probably because of factor 3. That movie was unhinged. It was very horny in a ridiculous way. Jacob Elordi was never once dry. We loved every second and burst out laughing as soon as the credits rolled.

Ok here’s my take on the new Wuthering Heights movie

Please know:
1) I majored in English in college and read this book a few times, even visited the Brontë parsonage while studying abroad
2) my partner also majored in English and wrote his thesis on it
3) we were incredibly stoned while viewing

She just can’t stop!!

Well @cleveland.com has BEEN trash but I guess it’s truly goodbye now

Even if you fully intend to vote for whoever the Democratic nominee ends up being, there’s a huge difference between doing that quietly in November 2028 and loudly announcing it years in advance with zero conditions attached.

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It’s almost like another platform, like I dunno yours, could be as big if she would stop acting like the only person reporting on abortion and sucking up all the air in the room

I, for one, am very tired of hearing people make excuses for someone who constantly spreads misinformation because their big platform is “too important.”

Our product can show you what's outside the window that's right next to you, perform a Google search slower than you can yourself, and misinform your surgeon mid-procedure, causing a catastrophic failure that will injure you for life. The entire economy is propped up on it

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

Second straight year a Drake has gotten absolutely humiliated at the Super Bowl

If there's one thing that characterizes american conservatism in 2026, it's the concept that every human life is valuable.

Just heard Gronk do a podcast ad for “extra-big dude wipes” and I think I’m having a stroke

NEW LIVER FOR THE STRUGGLE

FIRST DESTROY EVIL IN LIVER THEN DESTROY EVIL IN WORLD