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i'm getting real tired of #bears games being blacked out in my area.

28.11.2025 21:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

well 10-14" is just not possible. #snoworpenis

28.11.2025 21:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

have a wonderful thanksgiving, lyz! i'm spending mine drinking, cross-stitching, and watching the first wives club.

27.11.2025 19:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lol j/k. could you imagine. go #bears

27.11.2025 19:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is almost enough to make me a lions fan.

27.11.2025 19:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

listen, i was comfortable with the 4-6" and now i'm being told it's more like 6-10" and i don't really know if i'm ready for that. #snoworpenis

27.11.2025 13:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

does this place do hashtags? my mental health needs me to revive #snoworpenis, and the universe is telling me i have to deal with at least 4" inches this weekend.

26.11.2025 12:45 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

17.11.2025 03:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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threw the dogs in the car and went hunting for the northern lights. found em.

12.11.2025 03:03 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the senate passed their CR bill stuffed with a bunch of bullshit, including language that will destroy the hemp industry.

if that language makes it through the house, the business my husband and i have built over the last 2 years and launched less than 6 months ago will be dead for no good reason.

11.11.2025 02:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

kinda unfair that we got The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald by Gordon Lightfoot within a year after the tragedy, meanwhile 9/11 gave us like 20 years of absolute dogshit country music

05.11.2025 04:16 πŸ‘ 183 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
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18.06.2025 00:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"I don't want a Disney vacation of our history! I don't a whitewashed history, I don't want a homogenized history. Tell me the wretched truth about America, because that speaks to our greatness" -- 20 hours into his speech, Cory Booker is spitting absolute πŸ”₯

01.04.2025 19:47 πŸ‘ 63992 πŸ” 14498 πŸ’¬ 990 πŸ“Œ 1245

cory booker doesn't even look tired! we're all standing with you @booker.senate.gov! well, not literally. i am sitting on my couch.

01.04.2025 22:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

grand canyon fake-ass university

21.03.2025 21:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

18.02.2025 00:23 πŸ‘ 28117 πŸ” 4677 πŸ’¬ 440 πŸ“Œ 213

Gonna take a cue from Kendrick and really lean into my hater era this year and every year after.

10.02.2025 01:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It absolutely ripped, Boob.

10.02.2025 01:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was not on board with flared jeans coming back but Kendrick Lamar might have changed my mind.

10.02.2025 01:41 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

MUSTAAAAAAAARD

10.02.2025 01:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"The revolution about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy"

KENDRICK πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

#superbowl

10.02.2025 01:29 πŸ‘ 20520 πŸ” 3277 πŸ’¬ 160 πŸ“Œ 108

I kinda hope Kendrick does this whole thing with no guests.

10.02.2025 01:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

movie idea: glen powell and adam brody team up to do literally anything.

10.02.2025 01:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

same for adam brody.

10.02.2025 01:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

tbh glen powell can be in every commercial and i wouldn't be mad.

10.02.2025 01:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

To be clear, this is about the tongue commercial.

10.02.2025 00:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow I hated that so much.

10.02.2025 00:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

not sure Snoop Dogg fresh off performing at Trump’s inauguration is the best spokesperson for Stand Up To Hate tbh

10.02.2025 00:27 πŸ‘ 20952 πŸ” 2211 πŸ’¬ 710 πŸ“Œ 138

go eagles imo

10.02.2025 00:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

y'all got lazy with your celebrity-sized budgets.

10.02.2025 00:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0