Peter Timson

Most of that graphic is Scotland

Places like OLD ROAN and MURDISHAW I expect

School of playing tennis at the highest possible level since childhood? Try the school of HARD KNOCKS

Fucking love the absence of an encore. I will bear a grudge against bands that do 3 encores and also anyone around me encouraging them to come back on

Twitter is owned by a billionaire nazi supervillian who denies the existence of trans people to such an extent that he considers his very much alive daughter as dead. What the fuck is anyone still doing there?

I'm going to town (Liverpool) to watch the final today, may God have mercy on my soul

“Contrarian thinkers” will be the death of us. Serious action on the biggest challenges of our time delayed for years because people with huge media platforms were “just asking questions”:

“Is that trans person really human?”
“Is that right arm really that salute?”
“Is that iceberg really melting?”

I honestly don't know anyone who is coming back for more though, I haven't seen or heard anyone talk about a new Simpsons episode in years. Not saying it doesn't happen but it's so far outside the zeitgeist I don't get how it keeps going.

Where Tony Soprano gets his chicken wire and gabagool

I've heard he's going to go back and use AI to replace the word "whacked" with "unalived" in Goodfellas. That's fair enough I think

Genuinely liked some songs by The National for a while there, the most boring American indie band feasible, music for actuaries. I'll carry this weight with me forever

Honestly can't think of a healthier way to channel said anxiety. Hope it goes well!

I was at a punk show in 83 where a skinhead jumped up on stage and gave a Nazi salute.

The bass player hit him with his bass, knocking him into the crowd and 150 people collectively hauled his ass out of the venue and threw him in the mud.

This was the right and only appropriate response.

It’s time for the Milk Hotel to choose a side

Best name for a football team is Hamilton Academical and it's not even close

Nothing worse than someone who's really good at the piano playing a train station piano, like people who are really good singers doing karaoke. Turn it in

Need to play this. I got massively into a kind of 2D mobile version called Spaceflight Simulator, nothing better than sacking the lot of it off to go land on Europa

A 10 year blanket ban on men starting long-form podcasts please

Because of woke?

Yes to immortal dogs. No notes

Could do without all my Spotify daylists being called tender intimate dreamy indie wistful Wednesday morning tbh. Might need to set up a 24/7 one week Megadeth playlist to reset the alogorithm. But then it may go too far the other way to getting your head panned in with a spade Friday. Can't win

"Emu meatballs" oh fuck off

Did the Bernina Express in 2015, stunning scenery, best train ride ever 👌

how to convince the government that I, too, am an inconvenienced bat

No and for the love of god stop giving this weirdo the time of day

A lot of haters will say this is a fake with NO evidence

Class

Robbie Williams monkey biopic superfan getting on my case about my very mild imprison everyone who sees this film in the pictures shout: I will not be stopped or daunted. Serious jail time is warranted

Several society better would it

Probably best to quietly jail anyone who goes to see that Robbie Williams biopic where he's a CGI monkey, think it'll nip a lot of problems in the bud