rommie1980

The rest of the world doesn't have 14 months.

Absolutely fkng this!
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Didn't think it would last this long, eh?

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Man moves house...!

There's the strategic thinking the American military is renowned for!

They're for themselves.

Tell me when they've done it, not before.

Only in America.
It is not a thing in the rest of the world, which has a sensible dating format.

The rest of the world has a SENSIBLE dating format--there aren't 14 months in a year.

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Exactly right.

Black cats are lucky, everyone knows that.

Me? No thanks.
You? You have my vote!

Shit Hard, cos only real men shit hard.
Although...Head Shit would be much more appropriate.

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As someday it may happen that a victim must be found
I've got a little list
I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground
And who never would be missed
Who never would be missed
#predatorclass #epsteinclass #parasiteclass

C'mon, not nearly macho enough.
Operation Shit Hard, maybe!

Only State Propaganda, gotcha.
You'll be odering troops not to make jokes next.
Look up The Wipers Times from WW 1--you can't stop 'em!

Operation Screaming Fist.
William Gibson tried to warn us 40 years ago.
Welcome to the Sprawl...

To #RejectionIsland, to rescue an unused cartoon.

He's so far up Trump's ass he is.

The three field system--around since at least the middle ages.
Four field rotation--around since the 1800s.
Artificial fertilizers--around since post WW I.
Monoculture--around since post WW II.
Copyrighted GM seeds--around since the mid '90s.
New isn't always better.

Well, so much for the US military not obeying illegal orders...

And laughing.

On the same day as ANOTHER mass shooting?
America is full of deranged, violent people.
With guns.
THAT'S the problem.

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A short, sharp war to unite public opinion--
Oh...

This is America from the roots--The Pilgrims fleeing Britain so they COULD persecute people who didn't believe the way they did.
American Puritinism has never never disappeared...

Next is the weaponised anti semitism smear campaign...

Don't ignore your Southern border...

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There's a joke about him being "ottered" here...