I hate that I live in a country where someone I know can just be shot because they're different and I never get to see them again. I hate that a single individual can commit a hateful act on a loving person and leave an indelible mark on hundreds of people forever out of hate.
A Max thumbnail for a film entitled "Teen Titans Go! See Space Jam" from 2021, rated TV-PG
I need the rest of the world to know that, for some godforsaken reason, Max has a video where the Teen Titans Go cast do a Mystery Science Theater 3000 style riff on Space Jam. WHO IS THIS FOR???
Gaslighting your friends is valid and fun as long as it's for a lil giggle.
As is tradition
FTR have elevated the art of tag wrestling to a heretofore unseen level. Cole and MJF are hot right now, but hotshotting the titles onto them would be a mistake. Regardless, the match will be quality.
Anyone who actually contributes to this guy's Kickstarter should go take a long walk off a short pier. I'm tired of people "improving" art with soulless, heartless machines.
Mr Krabs awash in a cloud of delirious confusion and shock
What do you mean 2003 was 20 years ago?
I need more followers, right now I'm practically sending bangers out into the void.
A thumbnail for an article from People Magazine's website entitled "Steven Spielberg and Paul McCartney Go to the Movies Together for 'Oppenheimer' in the Hamptons."
The lamestream media is lying to us; we all know Steven and Paul were really there to see Barbie, Oppenheimer was a side thing.
Me after twenty yeara
I remember when I was a kid and I first heard about trans people from Guinness Book of World Records, my first reaction was "oh that's cool, I didn't know you could do that," and then I moved on. Don't ever let conservatives pretend kids can't comprehend trans identities.
An image of a YouTube thumbnail from a user named KarissaEats entitled "Only eating at Chipotle for a full day! #foodie #shorts #eating #chipotle #burrito #taco #fastfood"
Why is this a video exactly? This isn't a challenge, this is something I do on purpose two or three times a month.
I need someone to feed me Takis in bed like I'm a Roman emperor being fed grapes.
I mean at that point I feel like it would just be easier to get a pig.
Bluesky should also let me kick one person off the app in addition to giving me a code every week. Some of you are already making this place lame.
And now I return to watching Impact more regularly. Impact has still been solid, but they've been sorely lacking his presence.
The front cover of the children's illustrated story book "The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales" by Jon Scieszka & Lane Smith featuring the titular character.
I feel like we as a society don't talk enough about how hard The Stinky Cheese Man was. Unbelievably good shit, 6 year old me was flabbergasted.
I wanted to watch The Incredibles though
Who SHOULD be the one to beat Roman Reigns for the Undisputed WWE Universal Championship? 🤼
Cody, easily. Jey's goal isn't to win the title so much as it is to demolish The Bloodline, and Solo needs to learn to stand on his own two feet before chasing main roster gold, whereas Cody's entire stated goal for being here is to finish the story.
Oh no, you're telling me that conservatives won't go to the movies with me? Please don't do that, I would totally feel owned and not just laugh at you and enjoy your absence. 💀💀💀
A screenshot showing a booking for tickets to both Oppenheimer and Barbie on the same day.
I already have my tickets for both, I know what I'm about.
Is it bad that I really just don't get excited for Dynamite anymore? Outside of Nick Wayne's debut tonight, there's very little I feel excited about going in. AEW still has Collision at least. 🤷
What exactly am I looking at here?
Timothy Chalamet as Willy Wonka stares at Hugh Grant as an Oompa Loompa in a jar
Why is the Oompa Loompa in a jar Timothy? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TIMOTHY???
I deleted Reddit and Twitter from my phone and haven't really built a habit on Bluesky like I have on other apps. I swear it's like I have my brain back, those sites are such useless timesinks it isn't even funny.
Negative/reverse publicity still of Chris Pratt with glowing red eyes
This man just knocked on my door and asked why I cancelled my 8th ticket to Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3.
Olivia Barton and corook are 100Gecs if they smoked less weed.
He's not looking good. 👀
Now he gets to play both Arnold and JFK in their respective biopics.
