Aaron

I had a dream where we ordered a sushi boat and it didn’t come, I’ve never woken up so angry before lmao

Need to mount a floodlight behind my car to shine at the asshats driving with their high-beams or LED headlights on. Shit is blinding.

Similar to passport photos, there should be a rule that photos on dating apps have to have been taken within the past 6 months. Too many people are using photos from years ago when they don’t even look like that anymore.

My toxic trait at Costco is I’ll always buy two of everything in case I like it and it randomly disappears 💀

Ok but why does McDonald’s love putting orders on this table instead of on the counter directly? I always see my order ready but staff are scrambling with other orders and too busy to bring it up to me. Can I go in there myself to grab it?

I miss not having to tip in Japan and still receiving excellent service.

Don’t get when realtors try to market themselves with their other accreditations. Like cool, you’re a pilot or have an MEng, how will that help you sell houses?

I swear every couple consists of the golden retriever and the shrewd brooding one 😆

Hate it when UPS tells me the package is arriving today but doesn’t specify a time frame. Now I’m waiting at home until it gets here 😭

Me: I can’t do meal prep cuz I’d be bored of eating the same thing everyday.

Also me: *eats poke and Costco rotisserie chicken everyday*

Daily reminder that you deserve bubble tea 🧋😎

Went to run club and the route was 1.5 km longer than usual and involved going up a hill in a blizzard. Fuck that lol, I left early.

Ope Facebook and Instagram down (again).

Two more days until Japan, so excited!

NEW: CycleToronto and other citizens have launched a Charter challenge of the Ford government's law to remove bike lanes. CT's executive director is not present at the Queen's Park announcement because... he was doored on Monday in a painted bike lane and is hospitalized.

When a friend that was chronically offline becomes chronically online and is replying to everything you post 😂

I want tzatziki slathered on everything. It’s sooo good.

People that do the follow then unfollow thing are so lame lmao. Of course I’m just going to unfollow right back.

LOL how are people finding Luigi Mangione’s book ratings and feet pics?

I mean I know how (the internet) but do y’all have nothing better to do? 😂

Similar to all hot guys, they become a lot less hot when they open their mouths.

Planning a vacation is so tiring, but after it’s done, I feel so relieved and ready 🥰

First time in history so-called hostages broke into a building and assaulted the police.

Amazing that such a relatively small city/region is able to pull off so much well.