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Classic/cult film buff; folk rocker at heart #TCMParty #Svengoolie | #Chicago #Illinois | In need of friends and a job | 🚫 Please, no gofundme requests; I'm out of work.

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US watching a movie where a vigilante’s entire family is wiped out: β€œOh yeah, time for fucking vengeance, this dude will never stop. Get them!”

US watching Iran pick a Supreme Leader who just had his entire family wiped out: β€œThis guy is plainly going to be reasonable and fold.”

11.03.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 1535 πŸ” 305 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 4

Well things have gotten much much much much stupider

11.03.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 3613 πŸ” 392 πŸ’¬ 187 πŸ“Œ 39
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11.03.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 581 πŸ” 183 πŸ’¬ 74 πŸ“Œ 35

Hard NO!! Also, no backing for Democrats that vote to support this unconstitutional bill. We’re going to need names.

10.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

It's so unfair of Donald to make W look wise in comparison.

I used to think, "We will never have another president as dumb as George W. Bush." Boy, was I ever wrong.

10.03.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 752 πŸ” 174 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 5
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"You ought to come back to us with some data" -- Dick Durbin dogwalks Peter Schweizer over his wild, evidence-free claims about a plague of Chinese "birth tourism"

10.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 1524 πŸ” 391 πŸ’¬ 66 πŸ“Œ 26
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This press conference gave me chills. And not the good kind.

It’s not the Save America Act, it’s the Stop Americans Voting Act.

QUESTION: What the hell does β€œno men in women’s sports” have to do with voting?

ANSWER: Absolutely nothing. Republicans are trying to force Dems into bad optics.

10.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 1025 πŸ” 406 πŸ’¬ 113 πŸ“Œ 36
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Fortunately for Donald, he's too stupid to realize that having other stupid people for fans is the *opposite* of flattering.

10.03.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 854 πŸ” 145 πŸ’¬ 117 πŸ“Œ 10
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The Maltese Falcon (1931) | Movies | Jeffrey Hartmann The Maltese Falcon (1931) | | Data courtesy of TheMovieDB.com | Jeffrey Hartmann's personal workshop and demo project

#NowWatching The Maltese Falcon (1931) via Mystery Drama Classics | PS: Looking for work.
jephmann.com/movies/film....

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Visiting various agency portals, entering my home state, seeing zeo jobs appear, being told to try changing my parameters -- that's supposed to happen, right?

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Trump on cutting drug prices: "It's driving the fake news crazy, because I say '400 percent, 500 percent, 600,' depending on the way you want to talk about it."

09.03.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 542 πŸ” 115 πŸ’¬ 146 πŸ“Œ 43

Two words:

Market manipulation.

09.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 754 πŸ” 140 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 2
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absolutely deranged headline from the depths of hell

09.03.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 914 πŸ” 133 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 32
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In contrast to the coverup of the EPSTEIN crimes here in America, there are ongoing investigations in the UK, France, Turkey, Poland, Latvia & Lithuania that is sure to expose his central, filthy role in the largest crimes against humanity case in world history. #AccountabilityIsComing

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Tweet by Philip Proudfoot saying Switzerland stopped being neutral after condemning U.S.–Israeli attacks on Iran as a violation of international law, quoting an Al Jazeera Breaking News headline.

Tweet by Philip Proudfoot saying Switzerland stopped being neutral after condemning U.S.–Israeli attacks on Iran as a violation of international law, quoting an Al Jazeera Breaking News headline.

A Swiss kick in the ass.

09.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 2690 πŸ” 560 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 14
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MAGA Crashes Out As Donald’s War Sends Gas Prices Soaring It's 100% their fault.

Thou shalt not cry over gas prices if you voted for this.

09.03.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 784 πŸ” 141 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 4
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'The Military-Industrial Complex Is Winning': While Bombing Iran, Trump Says Weapons Contractors to Boost Production | Common Dreams After meeting with CEOs at the White House, US President Donald Trump said that top military contractors "have agreed t

After slashing SNAP & Medicaid, Trump is using his Iran War to line the pockets of military contractors.

I'm reminded of the words of MLK:

"A nation that continues year after year to spend more money on military defense than on programs of social uplift is approaching spiritual doom."

09.03.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 1736 πŸ” 562 πŸ’¬ 85 πŸ“Œ 18

America's fascist right has pulled a 180 and is selling the idea that expensive gasoline is a good thing. Americans have failed a lot of intelligence tests in the last decade. This is another one.

09.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 1308 πŸ” 327 πŸ’¬ 91 πŸ“Œ 18

"THANK YOUUU!"

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Stop πŸ‘ having πŸ‘ unrealistic πŸ‘ body πŸ‘ standards πŸ‘ for πŸ‘ camels πŸ‘

09.03.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 2053 πŸ” 426 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 12

Hey, if we’re ending the illegal war in Iran, can we get back to the whole β€œthe President of the United States is credibly accused of abusing little kids in the Epstein files” conversation? That seemed important, and I’d love to circle back to it.

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reality, or an early draft of next Saturday's SNL cold open? you decide

09.03.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 986 πŸ” 198 πŸ’¬ 81 πŸ“Œ 15
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oh my goodness -- watch Mike Johnson, Scalise, Emmer, and McClain clap like seals for Trump for nearly two minutes straight. None of them want to be the first to stop!

09.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 3323 πŸ” 709 πŸ’¬ 519 πŸ“Œ 238
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So he’s surrendering without accomplishing any of his stated objectives while declaring victory. Exactly what we said would happen.

09.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 10578 πŸ” 2890 πŸ’¬ 1448 πŸ“Œ 299
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Trump: "I said, 'Why don't we just capture the ship? We could use it. Why did we sink them?' He said, 'It's more fun to sink them.' They like sinking them better."

09.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 930 πŸ” 380 πŸ’¬ 269 πŸ“Œ 214

Not only does a certain cafe chain need to be unionized; it needs bouncers.

09.03.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, gownups, where else can we go? Nearly 20 kids just entered the cafe.

09.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you’re bitching about the Live Nation/Ticketmaster settlement w/DOJ for less than 1% of their profits last year and not mentioning Kellyanne Conway negotiated the settlement w/her friends in Trump administration you’re doing it wrong. This is how corruption works, folks.

09.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 677 πŸ” 249 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
everything was hunky-dory until 1953. that’s when shit truly went sideways, after Mossadegh broke the eleventh commandment β€” Thou Shalt Not Fuck With Big Oil β€” by nationalizing Iran’s oil industry. our CIA and Britain’s MI6 got themselves worked into a Big Mad over this, and engineered a coup that overthrew Mossadegh and turned Iran back into a monarchy, restoring Reza Pahlavi as the Shah.

the thing about the Shah of Iran is that he was a repressive piece of shit who was hated by his people, and his fuckery led to the Iranian Revolution of 1979 β€” and that’s how Iran went from being a repressive monarchy to being a repressive theocracy. meet the new boss, yadda yadda.

that’s why we’re in this mess right now β€” because we couldn’t leave well enough alone 73 years ago.

everything was hunky-dory until 1953. that’s when shit truly went sideways, after Mossadegh broke the eleventh commandment β€” Thou Shalt Not Fuck With Big Oil β€” by nationalizing Iran’s oil industry. our CIA and Britain’s MI6 got themselves worked into a Big Mad over this, and engineered a coup that overthrew Mossadegh and turned Iran back into a monarchy, restoring Reza Pahlavi as the Shah. the thing about the Shah of Iran is that he was a repressive piece of shit who was hated by his people, and his fuckery led to the Iranian Revolution of 1979 β€” and that’s how Iran went from being a repressive monarchy to being a repressive theocracy. meet the new boss, yadda yadda. that’s why we’re in this mess right now β€” because we couldn’t leave well enough alone 73 years ago.

did you know Iran used to be a western-style democracy, with an elected prime minister? but then one day in 1953, the CIA ousted him in a coup, and restored the repressive and corrupt Shah to power β€” that's REALLY how this mess all got started. you can read all about it in my post: bit.ly/4lfWn7c

09.03.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 2001 πŸ” 641 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 34

Let’s get one thing straight: We are not a Christian nation. We are a nation where you are free to be a Christian.

Your religion guides you, not all of us. It’s as simple as that.

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