Ponkmaster Flex

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Just fought for my life in the gym, walked to the grocery store, now I’m headed home to smoke and enjoy this beautiful ass day

I know why. I just hate it!

!!!! I quite literally don’t want to work on AI-tooling/anything as a software engineer, but why is that a good majority of the open jobs rn

I’m enjoying the warmth while it’s here, but I’ve been tricked before. I know it won’t stay until May 🥹🫩

Now why my PCP just scheduled an appointment without even asking me 😭😭😭 like okay girl

I ain’t mad at it! They be looking good too lol

To be very dramatic, having good friends will really save your life.

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Hey! Go get tested. YES! Even you fellow member of the no-action brigade 🥲...it's good to keep a routine

Eggs in salad are not my ministry but I support anyone who believes in that lol ❤️

The hand of the local gay nigga reaches out, boasting the feast of a salad before he partakes in a room where there are no others. Part of his forearm tattoo is showing and he’s wearing a watch with a colorful band.

Black people salads go so stupid 😭😭😭 this is lettuce, sweet potato, chicken, caesar, ranch and some habanero on top ☺️

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Cause I’m black like my mommaaaaa!! 😌

Bounce music is so healing

What I mean by that is, Donald Trump, man I wouldn’t wanna be in her shoes after this

Just applied sunscreen, walked to the bus stop and sweat it right off 😂😂like I’m right back in band camp all over again

Lord lemme get my choir robe.

I’d argue it was not electing Al Gore. Hell, it might have been electing Reagan.

The real reason he getting that ballroom bunker together

Them folks said run uppp hoe omg 😭

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE TALK ISNT CHEAP, AND IT IS WHAT IT IS!!

Mind you, the only thing that’s changed since then is her hair length

Hey friends, I recorded an EP since I’ve been gone. I’d love for y’all to hear it.

Stream #ILikeTheWayThisFeels by Fonz

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If you see this post your Cowboy Carter outfit

The older I get the more my tastebuds crave stuff like this

Doing anything in Atlanta and not involving strippers is always gonna be a fools errand. They are the lifeblood of the city.

The genes is goodt!! Happy bday to him!

I know India Arie gon be pissed... again.

Probably! 😂I loved watched wrestling growing up for the same reason 🤭

It’s the performance of it all. Skimpy briefs, oiled up bodies, letting several men size you up on and off stage, etc

Bodybuilding is so gay lmfao

Saw a study say the average person can see up to 10k ads a day 🫩🫩