iβm BACK, BABY
~personal news~
me and @psencikk.bsky.social telling everyone we know that taylor got engaged
czech here πββοΈ i donβt know about apple strudel specifically, but itβs always shocked me how many czech texan desserts have shredded coconut in them, so it sort of is a thing??? itβs odd but delicious
todayβs divorce adventures also taught me that i donβt know how to cut a mango and iβve been relying on men to cut my mangoes my whole life. and i claim to be a feminist smh
the thing about getting divorced that nobody talks about is how i don't have anybody i can ask to pretty please put the sheets back on the bed because i don't want to. you know who has to do it every time??? me!!! that's crazy!!! and don't even get me started on the duvet cover
i think when andy cohen and anderson cooper retire from hosting NYE @psencikk.bsky.social and i should take over
the irony of getting shoved against the bar by a group of men at a taylor swift bar night while βthe manβ plays
lhasa apso best in group!!!!! mav representation
i anxiously await the day a shih tzu wins the dog show
excellent idea
iβm gonna need all the people who make my favorite shitposts in the bad place to come make them over here so i donβt have to go there for funny things to send my friends. thanks in advance
guess iβm here now