Eve Harms, Orph Understander

Smokey the Bear on a sign in a park

For my non-US followers: Smokey the Bear is a mascot of the U.S. Forest Service who encourages people to prevent forest fires

The dog is McGruff the Crime Dog and is pretty self-explanatory

McGruff the Crime Dog througout the years

ACAB for sure includes this guy though

Are we including Smokey the Bear in ACAB? This is important

Thanks so much for giving our book a read 🖤🖤🖤

Still in the bags.... but idk are you getting the microplastics through the pouch then?!

That's a great line: "It's easier to uncap a pen than to unlock a phone." - Sam Reader. Nice

oh my god... you mean a mother-hamster type of situation?!

If you carry around a little cheap notebook that has "ideas"written on the cover, you will get more ideas. An app on your phone is fine, but a dedicated distraction-free idea container is not to be underestimated

Yea!! A little notebook and pen too of course. Don't leave home without them kids

Congratulations Hailey!!

OMG!!

Now that's some top tier gourd respecting!!

And why aren't there more kangaroo-style pockets on hoodies?!

If I was a kangaroo I’d put snacks in that thing

Americans will say that Japanese rent-a-friend services are weird and then sit alone at home all day and watch and tip YouTube and twitch personalities who pretend to be their friends

Probably lost one because I'm all fucked up. Need more orphs

Down with daylight savings time, up with orph-light savings time!

It's orph-o'clock and even I'm confused by what that means

どうですか?

Un(fortunately) that's two of my WIPs right now

You'll feel the temptation, but don't do it. Don't dumb down your art. There is plenty of dumb art out there already, we need more smart shit. Like John Water's roughly said "Smart is the new subversive"

It wrapped things up too neatly for me. Give me a loose end or two for my brain to hang on for a bit

Brand image destroyed

Unless you mean a WIP about scratches, walks, and treats

Your dog-brained ideas are cerberus-core tho, might accidentally inspire instead of horrify

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One day he will welcome orph with open arms

Thank you so much!!

Thanks so much 🖤🖤

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