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Somebody in the cabinet has had big shorts all year and they cannot convince the market that anything bad will happen, so they’re resorting to increasingly insane ploys

13.03.2026 02:56 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Also, at least from my limited perspective, it seems plausibly rational to do as much damage as possible to the world economy to deter future attacks, *particularly* where you're dealing with someone like this admin who you can't trust literally at all.

12.03.2026 03:58 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m in the middle of raising 4, and I agree with you, fwiw

12.03.2026 01:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m just some random guy on the internet, but I’m sorry you have to deal with that and I think your workout videos are badass

10.03.2026 23:13 👍 62 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I regularly get tastemogged by the flavormaxxxers for this take, so I appreciate your bravery

09.03.2026 00:24 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

You know, The Shield of the Americas, which will be announced at that solemn seat of government, Doral!

05.03.2026 18:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Literally all of their arguments about why elites shouldn’t be held accountable rely heavily on those elites acting in good faith to be good people, and the files show over and over that that wasn’t ever true and they’re like ah, well, nevertheless

04.03.2026 18:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This famously works out very well and he lives out the rest of his long life happily, to the point that it spawned the phrase “doin’ a godfather” to mean taking vengeance on your enemies and thus winning forever

02.03.2026 19:26 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

an assessment that goes on forever would be an infinite test

01.03.2026 23:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think that no matter what rhetoric they spew about the left being illiberal and oppressive, they don’t actually act like they believe the left will ever do anything to them, and I think many on the right will be *shocked* to learn what it feels like when the broad left actually hates them

27.02.2026 23:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think in law (and tax) it’s not actually that hard for the AI to know the law, but it’s *very* hard for the AI to know enough about a person’s situation to accurately assess what should be done, not least because people are terrible at describing what is happening in terms that are useful to a pro

27.02.2026 19:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Very amusing that almost every response to this is like "The worst?? What about [different Kennedy]?" and they're all different

25.02.2026 23:39 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

see you want your lines and arrows in totally different places, this is no good for the president

25.02.2026 02:26 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congrats!

24.02.2026 00:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I for one fully support Elon standing behind a horse and attempting to injure it. It can only good happen 😌

23.02.2026 23:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"there is a weird American position where people stay stuff like this and not realize"... many such cases!

23.02.2026 22:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is a delightful thread!

21.02.2026 07:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This must be that jestergooning the kids are talking about

20.02.2026 00:11 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I think this is a great thread, but I think it is important to consider what, exactly, was the thing that convinced them that fascism wasn't worth it. America has been, perhaps, not harsh enough with our own fascists - lots of Confederate flags around, still.

16.02.2026 18:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I think this is basically the same way the reactionary centrists talk about Trump voters, and I think if the Trump era has taught us anything, its that compromising with bigots in order to achieve power does not result in less bigotry in the long run, no matter how prudent it might seem.

14.02.2026 03:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I did not see to mark it KCIF but I did donate $50!

14.02.2026 00:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Also hilarious given the way they talk about people who have committed crimes in *literally* any other context - don’t want them to vote, live nearby, be employed, don’t care if they survive an encounter with police. Suddenly when it’s a notorious pedophile, they bring up Christian charity?

12.02.2026 22:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Exactly, the only stuff that makes it into the news is the most obvious stuff

12.02.2026 21:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lol that’s not a place I expected to see randomly pop up on Bluesky! I played football against Yelm a million years ago, the sizes of the high schools around here make me feel old!

12.02.2026 20:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lol I just thought "hey that's how people talk about what *I* do"... we do the same thing

11.02.2026 20:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think social media is bad in this regard, but growing up in a household with Fox News on all the time in the late 90’s/early 00’s, my parents were well trained in hearing everything through a lens of bad faith. I think society’s transition to this state was well underway before social media

08.02.2026 20:00 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The only time I’ve spent in the South was a couple months long road trip, but we felt *exactly* the same way about Charleston. It’s always been a hard feeling to describe, just the absolute worst vibes.

08.02.2026 02:08 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

true *and* brave

07.02.2026 22:27 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Down with glonzo as well as home prices for buyers but not sellers!!

29.01.2026 23:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s nature not nurture but also Darth Vader changed you in a way your father couldn’t possibly counteract

28.01.2026 17:59 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0