"I'm not really bad; I'm just drawn that way." -- Jessica Rabbit
26.04.2025 04:06
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All's well that ends.
25.04.2025 22:06
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Reality? I'll only go as a tourist!
25.04.2025 16:06
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Invertebrates make no bones about it.
25.04.2025 10:06
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The lab called; your brain's ready.
25.04.2025 04:06
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
24.04.2025 22:06
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Defend the right to keep and arm bears!
24.04.2025 16:06
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Multitasking causes schizophrenia ...
24.04.2025 10:06
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I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of crashing.
24.04.2025 04:07
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Remember the VW Anomaly ... er, Bug?
23.04.2025 22:06
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I'd love to, but I've been scheduled for a karma transplant.
23.04.2025 16:06
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The last sound that it made was "Zap."
23.04.2025 10:06
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This message will self-destruct in five seconds ...
23.04.2025 04:06
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Draw from your fine command of the language and say nothing.
22.04.2025 22:06
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An atheist is someone who has no invisible means of support.
22.04.2025 16:06
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This tagline protected by an attack cat.
22.04.2025 10:06
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A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.
22.04.2025 04:06
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I think, therefore I am overqualified.
21.04.2025 22:06
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If I save the whales, where do I keep them?
21.04.2025 16:06
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"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." - Freud
21.04.2025 10:06
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Philosophy: unintelligible answers to unsolvable problems.
21.04.2025 04:06
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k/./;;jkioyutttew23 ... Hey, get the cat off my keyboard!
20.04.2025 22:06
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A miser's hard to live with but makes a fine ancestor.
08.04.2025 10:06
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a moose.
08.04.2025 04:06
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Is MultiMate the word processor for bigamists?
07.04.2025 22:06
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Adam's rib: the original bone of contention.
07.04.2025 16:06
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#:-) <:---------- Snake stalking person.
07.04.2025 10:06
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All things are possible except skiing through a revolving door.
07.04.2025 04:06
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Biology grows on you.
06.04.2025 22:06
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A person without a navel lives within all of us.
06.04.2025 16:06
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