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Come on Aileen
look at my tape machine
in this moment it is recording

14.03.2026 07:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look, sometimes 5 separate failsafes just all fail at the same time for the highest value witness the DOJ has in custody who could, by sheer coincidence, almost certainly implicate the current Attorney General and President in horrific crimes against children. There is no conspiracy.

13.03.2026 21:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I had music specifically written to help make me look cooler I'd probably consider doing this too.

13.03.2026 18:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 39 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm mashing X but nothing is happening.

13.03.2026 18:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is a totally sane and reasonable response to a time where at multiple points Democrats would have had enough votes to stop something absolutely monstrous from happening, but couldn't because because like a dozen of them died of old age.

12.03.2026 18:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A gameshow set, blue curtains illuminated from below by pink lights flank a main stage. A sign behind the stage says "Is this a bucket" with an Xbox Series S hastily edited over a picture of a bucket.

A gameshow set, blue curtains illuminated from below by pink lights flank a main stage. A sign behind the stage says "Is this a bucket" with an Xbox Series S hastily edited over a picture of a bucket.

I have some thoughts for their next marketing campaign

12.03.2026 18:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Zionist project started before the Holocaust. Bibi and his ilk are ideologically descended not from Holocaust survivors, but from the people who were busy colonizing Palestine while the Holocaust was ongoing. They were not victims, they exploited victims to further their goals as they do now.

12.03.2026 17:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Showing Up for Racial Justice on the side opposing Racial Justice.

11.03.2026 19:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

40% are willing to say they do it if you tell them it's for an anonymous survey, despite being cops and knowing you can 100% lie to a suspect to get them to admit to a crime.

11.03.2026 19:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 122 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah, they made a Straight Buttigieg.

11.03.2026 18:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"States Rights" has always been a dogwhistle. The states that had their own laws overridden via Dredd Scott weren't the ones who started the Civil War. As the supposed champions of States Rights the Confederates wrote a constitution giving states fewer rights. It's always been about hurting others.

11.03.2026 17:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 44 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like "name two provinces and their capitols" would probably be enough. Like, not necessarily to separate Canadian from American but you'd filter out the ignorant assholes who know nothing about their neighbours.

11.03.2026 05:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The people to blame are the people who refuse to give up leadership roles because they like the cushy job where they never actually have to do anything, and their sycophants who insist we can never criticize them.

They're not going to get better when you're constantly praising them for a bad job.

11.03.2026 03:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I agree that not enough people are doing the job of leading. That is my point. People keep running for office where they are expected to take point on issues and then don't.

That isn't my fault. No one on the left is to blame for centrist cowards who run to be leaders and then refuse.

11.03.2026 02:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Poverty is a policy choice and the people who keep making that policy choice have to cover for the evils they commit by lying and pretending it's a personal choice made by their victims.

11.03.2026 00:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To say they're doing a shitty job implies they're even trying to do that job.

The Democratic strategy for human rights these days is "wait until we already have the public's support" which will never happen because Dem leaders refuse to make the case.

10.03.2026 21:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 21 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kneecap caused a bit of a scandal in Canada when a minister went rogue to ban them outside of the normal process/channels.

Meanwhile we couldn't ban an American whose website instructed readers to run over political opposition with their cars. He was a guest of honour for the Government of Alberta.

10.03.2026 04:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screenshot of the inventory from Hitman Blood Money.
The selected item is a Nissan Versa
The item's detailed description is Allan, please add details.

A screenshot of the inventory from Hitman Blood Money. The selected item is a Nissan Versa The item's detailed description is Allan, please add details.

What, you don't remember this ENN story?

10.03.2026 03:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What pisses me off the most is that part of why Democrats lost in 2024 is their actions did not match their words. It doesn't matter if they say he is an existential threat when they refused to prosecute him for thousands of crimes, refused to rebalance the SCOTUS, refused to fix anything he broke.

10.03.2026 02:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love how much of it has that yellow tone because the model got poisoned and the weak willed knuckle draggers using it can't fix it and even if they could they don't care that everything they "make" looks like shit.

10.03.2026 00:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is also why art is important. I learned about the Troubles because of the Cranberries song Zombie. I was only six or seven at the time, but it was such a powerful and terrifying song and music video that I asked my family what it was about. They told me as best they could.

09.03.2026 22:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1014 ๐Ÿ” 162 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We saw with Corbyn, the party is more than happy to destroy their chances at winning so long as it means they can keep moving right,

10.03.2026 00:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Northern Ireland is part of the UK, but it is not in Great Britain. Great Britain is the Island where England, Scotland and Wales are located. Northern Ireland is on the island of Ireland.

10.03.2026 00:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An edited screenshot of the previous post.
Katie Tightpussy, Executive-in-Chief.
i'm working my way up

An edited screenshot of the previous post. Katie Tightpussy, Executive-in-Chief. i'm working my way up

Dress for the job you want

09.03.2026 21:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 36 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Atlantic Canada is absolutely gorgeous and a place I'd love to visit if they weren't one of the front lines for legislative transphobia. Visiting Canada and just sticking to big cities is missing the point and even then, isn't going to protect you from bigotry because there is plenty in the cities.

09.03.2026 20:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Canada is full of places of breathtaking natural beauty and the shitty people that live there. BC barely avoided electing the most extreme right wing government in Canada.

My mom lives in the Vancouver metro area. Her MLA voted to revoke the Human Rights Code. Bigotry is everywhere in Canada.

09.03.2026 20:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just more Lincoln Project-esque bullshit.

"I put years into making this problem and as a result you let me dictate how we fix it."

09.03.2026 20:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if you're transitioning does that mean you get a rude tag

09.03.2026 19:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 2013 ๐Ÿ” 495 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Anyone else and I'd be suspicious of the unironed flag, but the world is in fact safer for everyone if Chiitan doesn't own an iron.

09.03.2026 19:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh my bad I didn't realize Jay was staying on as "Chief Innovation Officer" so I guess innovating on transphobia will remain her domain. Didn't mean to imply you'd step on her toes.

09.03.2026 19:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0