Sabermane

Man If your culture has the energy to just carve out an island like that, you probably don't care about oil in the first place.

FBI Agent: "...so anyway, after we tracked down the suspect into a blind corner, I realized this would be a great time to get in, pull a leg lock, trap up the suspect and punch him repeatedly in the crotch. But then i just shot them because you guys gave me a gun."

I am 1000% certain that if Twitter had been invented at any time in history, it would look exactly the same as now or far far worse. Can you imagine Jefferson with social media? Benjamin Franklin just showing hole on main?

By the time it gets out Vin and crewe are gonna have to steal enough gas to fill up their cars.

God I hope this is lead poisoning and not like an aspect of humanity we gotta fix through mental and spiritual work.

If it wouldn't get everyone in trouble I'd be okay with that.

We are not gonna be able to sell these guys anything that sounds too French.

Hear me out--catapults!!

Max Headroom Mondays

The galaxy is full of civilizations running on humans. Humans are the primary fuel source of all advanced civilizations

Did someone not tell them the war was over???

Man if you're missing Monica Belucci in this you kinda screwed up.

Holy crap your beard!!

I wonder--is this the human condition? We're ancient Babylonians getting into need fights about telling of Gilgamesh?

Is he going to be floating around the stage plotting against the Atreides for control of The Spice?

Youtube: hey did you wanna see a lot of stuff about nuclear war?

...OK is this just me being depressed or all YouTube users being depressed?

If this had been called "The Bronx vs Dinosaur City" it would have been a cult classic with three sequels.

Well at least you don't need to fight for it

The goal was "Religion and Government are just as bad as organized crime" but there was a helicopter??

Yeah. Sofia was a bad choice, and "oh no diabeetus!!" Was also a decision.

There's a fantastic movie in there somewhere, but it didn’t make it the screen.

Yeah it's....it's not great.

Look, Tarkin had decided the Death Star was invincible in his hubris, and Hux is...Hux is just a shitty commander. I'm pretty sure he got his rank through nepotism or just buying it.

"Gambit goes to a Fabrige Egg Museum" by Homeless robot...

You broke up with the giant green guy you were dating, and while you needed to, you're both sad about it.

Man before I clicked i thought that was Apocalypse Now and I was like "wait what?? Derek Jacobi??"

not gonna lie I always wanted this version of Castlevania.

Industry: We're working on it!!

DnD idea: Bucket of Crab?

A standard wooden bucket that will transform any liquid poured into it into an equivalent weight of crustaceans. The animals are all grumpy at best upon being created. Different liquids produce different crab types--magic potions make magic crabs, etc.

Cap sits down meme: so your country's Healthcare system is just fine..

"and here where you qualified the case of Tyson v. Peck as 'squamous' and 'cyclopean'?"
"Just trying to make it spooky your honor."