Sabermane

...have we tried asking this guy to ignore previous orders and do some poetry?

Thanks to Hormuz, this might be the best time for "con men big into airship and zeppelins" we've had for at least a decade.

This is beautiful work.

🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌

I dunno if there's any neighborhood in the Mideast this joke wouldn't work with right now.

Other people deserve to give him greater punishment, but i hope that I and every ex fan can hit I'm in the shoulder once in the afterlife.

Just seems like it'd be really frustrating having to just tap the accelerator.

Best glow up in the old animated series, going from "literally a match stick in a hat" to "sweet god shit what undead horror is that voiced by Jeffrey Combs?" With the best episode of the new set.

The whole point of fiction is to make reality sound cooler. If you're ok not watching your hero go to the bathroom (unless it's a vital trip), you can be ok removing the "ahhh what was that? Hang on I forgot "s in speaking.

I get buying a nice car, but I don't understand the people buying Ferraris or Lambos just to...go 35 in town.

They were shipmates!!

The dumb part is the games are probably that stupid, but don't give you a drug-like kick of endorphins.

Hamilton getting into EVERY SINGLE INTERNET FIGHT and constantly getting blocked because the amount of posting looks like a spammer.

Man If your culture has the energy to just carve out an island like that, you probably don't care about oil in the first place.

FBI Agent: "...so anyway, after we tracked down the suspect into a blind corner, I realized this would be a great time to get in, pull a leg lock, trap up the suspect and punch him repeatedly in the crotch. But then i just shot them because you guys gave me a gun."

I am 1000% certain that if Twitter had been invented at any time in history, it would look exactly the same as now or far far worse. Can you imagine Jefferson with social media? Benjamin Franklin just showing hole on main?

By the time it gets out Vin and crewe are gonna have to steal enough gas to fill up their cars.

God I hope this is lead poisoning and not like an aspect of humanity we gotta fix through mental and spiritual work.

If it wouldn't get everyone in trouble I'd be okay with that.

We are not gonna be able to sell these guys anything that sounds too French.

Hear me out--catapults!!

Max Headroom Mondays

The galaxy is full of civilizations running on humans. Humans are the primary fuel source of all advanced civilizations

Did someone not tell them the war was over???

Man if you're missing Monica Belucci in this you kinda screwed up.

Holy crap your beard!!

I wonder--is this the human condition? We're ancient Babylonians getting into need fights about telling of Gilgamesh?

Is he going to be floating around the stage plotting against the Atreides for control of The Spice?

Youtube: hey did you wanna see a lot of stuff about nuclear war?

...OK is this just me being depressed or all YouTube users being depressed?

If this had been called "The Bronx vs Dinosaur City" it would have been a cult classic with three sequels.